Cesar, is not god, is not awesome, is not cool. He doesn't have a dick (sorry bro) and he says he does. He is just a sarcastic being who is very, very, mean but still your friend because he relates to you .-.
cesar My dick makes girl squirt (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞
me you don't fucking have one
cesar ........
cesar how would you know *insert more Lenny faces*
me you don't fucking have one
cesar ........
cesar how would you know *insert more Lenny faces*
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a person who is unusually and overtly sexual. Often attempting to have intercourse with anything nearby. This may even include inanimate objects.
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Get the cesar solis mug.Cesar is one of the best and most trustworthy friend. He is tall and has a great muscular body. He's also were outgoing and meets a lot of girls. Girls easily fall in love with him. But actually he's just enjoying their company without starting something serious because he is one of the good guys.
Also when he's at home he tries so summon Cthulhu, illustrates the Necronomicon and licks on fishballs.
Also when he's at home he tries so summon Cthulhu, illustrates the Necronomicon and licks on fishballs.
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