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burnt kiwi

Omg Steven don’t mess with Carla, she has a burnt kiwi.
by Ehumpy June 15, 2018
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burnt taco

The act of pulling out after anal sex, then entering the vagina (pink taco), leaving some nice brown residue around the snatch.
Last night while I was banging Doty's ass, i pulled out and put it in her cooch, giving her a nice burnt taco.
by Junior and Aaron December 29, 2006
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Burnt Cookie

Person with an unusually dark complexion.
Gunther: Hey, what was the name of that black dude from Chem class?

Skip: You mean Larry? He's not black, he's Filipino.

Gunther: Hah seriously? Dude is one burnt cookie.
by Rodeo Chancheo February 13, 2009
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Burnt

Lame, worthless and/or entirely unattractive.
Me: CG came over with two burnt chicks last night.
Friend: Every girl he brings over is burnt!

Me: I can't go out. I gotta work tonight.
Friend: You're so burnt fool.
by Br3athr April 29, 2014
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Burnt

smoking so much pot you cant think straight even when your not high
you must be burnt out to be reading this
by Harry Pothead July 20, 2003
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Aaron Burr

The fucking asshole who shot The Founding Father Alexanded Hamilton and killed him
You're a real asshole,are you sure you're not Aaron Burr?
by HeatherChandler February 23, 2017
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Burnt Toast

Burnt Toast, also commonly referred to as "BT", is the state of uncontrollable sleepiness and or heavy eyelids. A ridiculous drowsiness that is unescapable for any living organism. May lead to dropping of the controller in late night video game sessions. Or, getting beat on a backdoor cut while defending in basketball. The only cure is sleep and better better gym shoes.
Oh my Gosh, Mary is so burnt toast.
Guys, I'm burnt toast.
She is passed out for the night, BURNT TOAST.
He got burned on that backdoor cut. He is extra burnt toast.

What are the signs of BT?
1. Eyelids that feel as though they have heavy chain balls attached to them.
2. Uncontrollable laughter at things that wouldn't ordinarily be all that funny.
3. You're playing Halo at 3am in the morning and you glance over at your teammates screen only to find that his character is running into a wall, while the player's eyes are closed.
4. Another sure fire sign is the tired head bob or slurring of words.
by Slobo Hunter January 7, 2009
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