A patently absurd or ridiculous statement. Especially when made by a person in power or with enough status that he should know better.
Tony Blair: "Saddam has the capability to strike at UK troops in Cyprus with just 45 minutes warning".
Jim: "Man that limey fuck is talking some prime weapons grade bullshit"
G.W. Bush: "Iraq is a threat, they have weapons of mass destruction".
Aisling: "The only thing weapons grade is the bullshit that dude talks"
Jim: "Man that limey fuck is talking some prime weapons grade bullshit"
G.W. Bush: "Iraq is a threat, they have weapons of mass destruction".
Aisling: "The only thing weapons grade is the bullshit that dude talks"
by Takashi Kimiwada October 9, 2006
Get the Weapons Grade Bullshit mug.1) noun. Stuff that is made up for the purpose of placating someone, or passing an exam, or getting elected to office. Most often false or ridiculous.
2) verb. To generate bullshit.
3) interjection. Accusing someone of bullshitting.
4) adjective. Identifying or suspecting something as bullshit.
In all usages, the term can be shortened to "bull" or "BS".
2) verb. To generate bullshit.
3) interjection. Accusing someone of bullshitting.
4) adjective. Identifying or suspecting something as bullshit.
In all usages, the term can be shortened to "bull" or "BS".
1) My essay was complete bullshit.
2) Man, I gotta learn to bullshit properly if I want to pass this English exam.
3) "I was sick all last week!" "Bullshit!"
4) That is such a bullshit answer.
2) Man, I gotta learn to bullshit properly if I want to pass this English exam.
3) "I was sick all last week!" "Bullshit!"
4) That is such a bullshit answer.
by ThinkDifferent February 20, 2005
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A part of a sentence that is used to convey a negative feeling about something (usually Beyonce). Most often preceded by a short, almost nonexistant positive phrase. Over 84% of bullshit clauses hold no real logical merit.
I love Beyonce, but she's overrated.
I think Beyonce's a good singer, she just seems fake.
Beyonce is my favorite performer, but she'll never be as big as Britney.
Snappy positive phrase, bullshit clause.
I think Beyonce's a good singer, she just seems fake.
Beyonce is my favorite performer, but she'll never be as big as Britney.
Snappy positive phrase, bullshit clause.
by A Sasha Fierce Support Rep. June 28, 2009
Get the bullshit clause mug.a bunch of random shit that either either doesnt make sense , isnt true,a waste of time , foolishness. bunch of bullshit pretty much self explanatory.
jimmy paid 5 bucks for a box that had an alien in it from an alien.
he got home and the box was empty and the alien was actually a crackhead .
he threw the box because it was a bunch of bullshit.
he got home and the box was empty and the alien was actually a crackhead .
he threw the box because it was a bunch of bullshit.
by chris and alysha November 24, 2017
Get the bunch of bullshit mug.by Jamesnbk1108 February 8, 2009
Get the fuck the bullshit mug.To be back on one's bullshit is to regress to a former state of being, often a rather unhealthy and self-destructive state. It implies falling back into one's old ways and habits after a brief period of "self-reinvention".
Being back on one's bullshit is not necessarily a bad thing per se. Perhaps that person had come to terms with their quirks, absurdities, and insatiable/irrational desires. No longer do they try to repress those self-destructing behaviours and compulsions in hopes of becoming better, because they know that one day they will eventually give in; they can run but they can't hide from their true sordid selves. In other words, they continue to seek self-improvement and strive towards self-mastery, but they don't try to repress their former bullshit. Besides, that bullshit defines you and who you are and you can't feel like "you" without it.
Being back on one's bullshit is not necessarily a bad thing per se. Perhaps that person had come to terms with their quirks, absurdities, and insatiable/irrational desires. No longer do they try to repress those self-destructing behaviours and compulsions in hopes of becoming better, because they know that one day they will eventually give in; they can run but they can't hide from their true sordid selves. In other words, they continue to seek self-improvement and strive towards self-mastery, but they don't try to repress their former bullshit. Besides, that bullshit defines you and who you are and you can't feel like "you" without it.
Jennie: Jimmy wth?? What's up with those cross-dressing pics you sent me last night, I thought you had already broken out of that paraphilia of yours
Jimmy: Well what can I say, I'm back on my bullshit, and I don't intend on hiding it anymore.
Jimmy: Well what can I say, I'm back on my bullshit, and I don't intend on hiding it anymore.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 28, 2021
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