Uncle Mung's Chunky Shrimp Buffet

A slang term popular in southern New England, used to describe the act of cunnilingus on an 'unclean' woman. This phrase is especially used within the context of women who are 'dirty' in terms of hygiene simply by choice, and care little for rectifying this issue.

"Yeah, so our friend was in the hospital for 2 weeks. He had 3 different infectious diseases, all of which were previously undiscovered to science."

"Holy crap! What did he do?"

"He had a reservation at Uncle Mung's Chunky Shrimp Buffet."

"Oh damn."

by LoverOfThePoonani March 13, 2008

rattlesnake buffet

during the ejaculation of a man by way of oral sex, the prevention of a woman, man or other to pull ones head off the ejaculating penis by pushing their head down continuously from behind with the foot of a third party on the back of the head

No Bubba i don't mind going second, the rattlesnake buffet has really improved brake timing with my work commute.

by marcco "the darkness" gonzalez April 27, 2011

pittsburgh buffet

Typically served during a Steelers tailgate party. A loud mouthed drunken bbw women passed out in the bed of a Dodge Ram diesel p.u. truck is stripped nude. Loud mouth Male Steelers fans who would suck Ben Roethlisberger's cock for street cred, begin chanting here we go Steelers. Then her asshole is stuffed with kielbasa and sauerkraut, her pussy gets filled with pierogies, she is covered with shitty Primantis brothers Cole slaw and fries. Now a group of sweaty foul mouthed union steel workers perform a circle jerk and shoot their man gravy all over the local passed out yinzer mama. Then an old polish grandma that smells like shitty iron city beer yells chicken on the hill (thinking she's at a pirates game in 1978. Then the locals dine on the local bbw's nude delicatessen spread.

Hey Butch, that was a delicious Pittsburgh buffet yesterday at the Steelers game.

by Rooster7395 December 15, 2020

buffer guy

The man in the middle of an all-male three way. See "Lucky Pierre".

Guy 1: "Our buffer guy sure did take it like a champ last night."
Guy 2: "Indeed he did, sir."

by E-bone September 20, 2009

Buffeteer

A noun used to describe someone who enjoys or frequently attends buffets.

Lucy sure is a buffeteer, this is her fourth buffet this week!

by potpie88 April 6, 2010

bufflehead

the male of which has bushy head plumage

That duck is a bufflehead.

by Emma James July 7, 2014

buffet arm

A maneuver performed to create more room in the stomach so that one can get the full value of his or her buffet experience. It begins by raising either arm so that the elbow is at a 90° followed by a twisting motion of the torso.

I started hitting the wall until I used the buffet arm. Then I ate 4 more slices of pizza.

by jonny396099 August 18, 2014