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eye broccoli

An uggo, the opposite of eye candy.
That chick is homely.
Yeah, total eye broccoli
by Rpoole11 December 7, 2010
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broccoli top

n. - a roll, or multiple rolls of fat that are so large they can no longer be considered a muffin top, and must therefor be considered a broccoli top. another characteristic of the broccoli top is visible cellulite, that have a broccoli-like texture. ew.
michelle: ewwww, look at miranda's rolls! she's got the biggest muffin top i've ever seen!

max: its not even a muffin top. its more like a broccoli top.
by max oberbroeckling November 1, 2008
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Broccoli

Let's see if we can find a table for lunch before all the broccoli start getting there for early bird special.
by Yadingus June 9, 2016
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chopping broccoli

cutting up cocaine into lines for snorting
What did you do last night?
I was up all night chopping broccoli.
by chubbyrain October 14, 2003
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Dirty Broccoli

While fucking a girl Doggy style or from behind, You take a stalk of broccoli and stick it in her ass with the flower sticking out. when you jizz you jizz on the broccoli and than proceed to eat it out of her ass.
OMG dude I cant believe jim gave me a dirty broccoli.
by CRZY-C March 4, 2010
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broccoli

when someone tries ta front on you and sell you what he claims ta be dro but in actuality is bogus and aint even weed.
i'm in this new hood, and ask some nigga wher i could find some dro' he pulls out some broccoli, won't even let me smell it sayin' he wants a C-note for it.
by .:Kess:. February 13, 2004
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