you aint gon believe this

How black people start off a lie to give them time to make something up.

Joe: Aye bitch, where that money you owe me?

Kenny: Man, you aint gon believe this. Ummm, a bird swooped that shit up.

Joe: Shut yo lying ass up.

by Brian Joel March 18, 2008

Belieberism

The worship of Justin Bieber as a god, as practiced by teenage and pre-teen girls called Beliebers who obsess over him.

Sydney Dalton is a sacrilege to Belieberism!

by BlueLaughter September 10, 2010

Belieber

Belieber fans of Justin Beiber who are usually between the ages of 8-12 and female. If you say anything even remotely negative toward Justin they will send you death threats via the Internet, but most of them will not say anything bad when their parents are around. They don't want to get grounded.

Normal functioning human: Justin Beiber's hair looks off
Belieber: WHAT DID YOU SAY YOUR JUST JEALOUS OF MY HUSBAND (he doesn't know it yet but we are married) YOU ARE SO DUMB AND UGL HAHAHAHAHAHA

by Ligma Cheese September 3, 2018

Belichicked Hoodie

A hoodie that has had the sleeves cut off just below the elbows.

I like the Belichicked Hoodie dude

by broski March 14, 2012

Believix

A majestic child who believes.

"WEEEE ARE BELIEVIX"

by asdr January 6, 2013

Self-believer

Believing in your own self. Other terms can be self-motivating, self-understanding or self- trust

You can achieve anything if you are a self-believer

by Writer of own June 6, 2018

Episodick Belieber

A belieber who loves to read/play episode and loves Justin's jerry

Episodick belieber was episodic belieber on instagram

Hey! Do you know episodic belieber changed the username to episodick belieber, it's so cool!

by Deya McCann December 6, 2020