Blossomer

A person, (usually female), who was once ugly before puberty, but finally became attractive after puberty, and are aware of it. They will flaunt their attractiveness and assume everyone loves them when in reality they are hated by all.

Jenny is such a blossomer, just because shes finally hot doesn't mean she can rub it in our face!

by jogape August 20, 2013

fart blossom

An endearing term for a loved one, particularly a girlfriend.

Come here my little fart blossom, you know I love you!

by Too cool for you December 12, 2007

fart blossom

When a fart smells so bad you gag, even if it's your own.

"Oh Dan, you reak! What have you been eating??"

by Melissa January 20, 2004

fart blossom

A fart that blossoms out of ones butt like a flower.

Oh no! This one's gonna be a fart blossom!

by Marisela July 25, 2004

blossoming flower

When you stick your whole fist up an orifice of someone, pussy or asshole does not matter, and you make your hand go from fist to open hand slowly but forcefully.

My wife's in the hospital, I tried the ol' blossoming flower on her and ruptured her insides.

by thejewishniggernazi January 15, 2018

Jerk Blossom

A mix between a shmohawk and a no talent ass clown, a putz who falls asleep at the dinner table and can't remember the names of his own family members; a gay blade with yellow teeth and a jew-fro

Tell that jerk blossom he can't ride his bike over to my house, because he's a jerk blossom

by Sew Ugh January 13, 2009

peach-blossom

a type of woman usually associated to a concubine or a geisha.

Ann was a peach-blossom because she slept with a lot of men.

by Anika Romera April 29, 2016