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Droid blocked

When you tell your iPhone friends that you're thinking of switching to the Droid only to have one of them run right out and do it first.
I told my bros I was going to change phones but before I could one of them nabbed the one I wanted. I was totally Droid Blocked.
by crawdaddywaits April 13, 2011
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bitch blockade

Similar to a cockblock, but involving females.
A girl can instigate a bitch blockade by ensuring that other girls don't go for the guy she's wheeling.
Girl 1-How dare you sit next to Esteban?
Girl 2 - Don't worry about it girl, I know you want it. I was just busting out the bitch blockade because that blonde across the table was eyeing him.
Girl 1 - Oh thanks sista.
by Edgar's #1 July 19, 2011
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Coffee Blocked

Rushing into an empty coffee shop for the coffee you've been craving and someone that has no idea what they want or has a ridiculous order has managed to squeeze to the counter before you.
When someone wanders into the coffee shop ahead of you, meanders towards the counter at the speed of stupid, and then holds up the line asking for freshly brewed decaf in her go-green mug.

"That bitch just Coffee Blocked me for decaf ..."
by Wazzu Otaku October 4, 2011
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F Blocked

The act of Facebook blocking your account, blocking you from making friend requests or stopping you from messaging.

Facebook can block you for any violation of TOS, either real or perceived.
Ken was F Blocked when he requested too many Facebook friends.

When Facebook determined the user violated their TOS, they F Blocked the user.
by Spanky Data Doctors February 16, 2012
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Bing Blocked

A web site that uses Bing as its default search engine causing you to open google seperately then having to re search the item.
I get bing blocked everytime I am on MSN and want to search something that is in one of thier articals.
by Mav7795 October 27, 2012
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choc blocked

Essentially getting cock blocked from completing a level on Candy Crush Saga by the growing chocolate bar.

This is what happens to you when you are playing Candy Crush Saga, and the chocolate seems to intentionally grow in such a way that it prevents you from breaking it, or grows in the opposite direction of the only match close enough to break it.
Candies are laid out in this pattern: OOXO
Chocolate grows in the location of the "X"

"Dang it. I only had one Jelly to break and I just got choc blocked again! Screw you Candy Crush!"
by Piso_mojado July 28, 2013
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Caca blocked

Never take a date to Taco Bell unless you wanna get "caca blocked"

She said was down for the A but she coca blocked me
by Vicious vagina October 12, 2017
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