Blobfish 

Someone who performs well but only under immense pressure.

Gus will get an A on an assignment he does the night before, he's such a blobfish.

Blobfish by Boganafoganacy March 16, 2022

Blobfish 

A describing word for a person whos fat and their rolls look like massive german sausages. he loves dick and is always up for a weight competition.

"Hey it's a blobfish!"
"ÄHHHH THERES A BLOBFISH IN MY SEAT"

Blobfish by BruceJuiceYT258 December 17, 2022

Blobfish 

World’s cutest fish

Known to be very smart and cool

She is a blobfish because she is cute.

Blobfish by cuteblobfish7261 February 26, 2023

mexican blow fish 

When a white female sucks a Mexicans dick

Last night we heard Mary sucked David's dick

also known as Mexican blow fish

mexican blow fish by user 453722 May 19, 2017

tommy the blobfish 

A person who is so thicc they affect everyone in the room with there thickness and they have big pp

The room when silent when tommy the blobfish entered

tommy the blobfish by owen125836543 October 15, 2019

Hengi thy blobfish 

A hippity hip hop cool guy who does things

Hey bro, you know bout' hengi thy blobfish,

Yaaah, i know dat dude yo

Hengi thy blobfish by Androidguyisnotmanmywave June 4, 2021

Hengi thy blobfish 

Hengi is an epic runner whk does stuff and is an Olympic bloke and cool yeah and shats on everyones dishes

Hengi snitches, telling all they buisness, sit in the bin and be the own star whitness

Yo, hengi thy blobfish is cool

Hengi thy blobfish by Androidguyisnotmanmywave June 5, 2021