BENIX

somebody who spends 16 hours a day on KOTH (king of the hill) in "combat warriors"

you most likely spend all your time on KOTH you benix!

by K_nabos November 4, 2023

Bending

A form of anal sexual pleasure specific to people who have a very large penis when half-hard. This act involves edging oneself almost to sexual completion, then waiting till the penis softens up to a point where its hard and virile enough to ejaculate, then bending it into the anus, therefore finishing in your butthole.

Friend 1: Dude I was Bending all night, it took ages to shit it out!
Friend 2: That's insane, you should be in an asylum!

by gigyo May 27, 2024

BENJIxScarlett

The definition of pure agony, true pain, and hell. Something so horrible, so disgusting, so truly hellish, that it could kill you at one glance.

Mom: why are you so depressed?
Me: I watched benjixscarlett’s sprunki Gyatt song, I want to die.
Mom: what even is a “benjixscarlett?
Me: …hell.

by TravelerGT December 17, 2024

Bendigo Hand-Warmer

The act of performing using both hands in the position of “two in the pink, one in the stink” position, inserting fingers then proceeding to rub your hands together like you trying to get warm.

Janet last night was amazing, my hands got cold so I did the “Bendigo hand-warmer” now I need a new mattress

by Wookiemonster January 12, 2025

Bending Science

The corrupt practice of distorting the scientific process—through experimental design, data analysis, or publication pressure—to produce a predetermined result that serves a commercial, political, or ideological agenda. This is more sinister than bad science; it's the intentional warping of the truth-seeking machinery. Think of tobacco companies funding research to "disprove" the link to cancer, or designing studies to fail.

Example: "The pharmaceutical giant was caught bending science. They designed their clinical trial to compare their new drug not against the best existing treatment, but against a sub-therapeutic dose, guaranteeing a 'superior' result for publication, while burying the internal studies that showed serious side effects."

by AbzuInExile January 31, 2026

Bending Picking

The selective curation and presentation of data in a way that not only omits contrary evidence, but actively twists or misrepresents the chosen data points to force them to fit a predetermined narrative. It goes beyond cherry-picking into data-wrangling; it’s putting the facts on a rack to stretch them into the desired shape. Charts with manipulated axes, quotes taken grotesquely out of context, or statistics presented with misleading comparisons are all tools of the bending picker.

*Example: "The lobbyist's report was a masterclass in bending picking. He took a study showing a 2% risk reduction in a specific lab mouse model, presented it as a '20% relative improvement' on a logarithmically-scaled graph, and declared the chemical 'virtually risk-free' for humans."*

by AbzuInExile January 31, 2026

Bending Logic

The deliberate, often sneaky, distortion of logical rules and structures to make an invalid argument appear valid. This involves misapplying logical operators, creating false dichotomies, using equivocation (changing the meaning of a word mid-argument), or crafting syllogisms with hidden, untrue premises. It's not being bad at logic; it's being a con artist with logic as your prop.

Example: "He defended his conspiracy theory by bending logic: 'Either you believe the official report, or you seek the truth. You're criticizing my search for truth. Therefore, you must believe the official report.' He'd bent a complex situation into a forced binary choice, making skepticism look like blind faith."

by AbzuInExile January 31, 2026