Beef 

(B)est (E)st (E)ver (F)friend.
nuff said. =

Devan joyce is hali lynns BEEF. They are beefs (NMW)

Beef by Hali lynn C March 31, 2009

beef 

"Food" with fecal matter on it because the slaughterhouse rips the poor animal's body apart so violently that his intestines burst. People eat it after cooking it. They think eating burned feces material is fine, then are ridiculous enough to turn around and ridicule gays for having anal sex.

Millions of pounds of beef are being recalled because of E. Coli contamination.

beef by Richard Peterson October 15, 2007

Beef 

this fat ass dick i'm carrying in my pants!!!!

Damn guh dat boy put dat beef on me and when he finished i thought i was a new person!!!!!!

Beef by Chauncey ass nigga March 5, 2003

Beef 

Being annoyed to the extent of wanting to hit someone or something round the chops (see chops>)

"Oy Christmas Tree!! I got beef with you!!!!"

Beef by TMB June 17, 2003

beef 

Cocaine, yes cocaine.

my nose is bloody from bumpin' too many beefers!

beef by rolo tamasi April 10, 2006

beef 

as opposed to a queef.
it's a penis fart.
instead of a vagina fart.

"ouch, I just beefed."
"damn son, that must've HURT!"

beef by hannahchescasteviejulia September 16, 2007

beef 

1. mike ideh
2.Penguin (see def of penguin # 32 or 31)

God beef go fuck your sister!!!

beef by shitfaced assclown October 18, 2004