Tiney beany

When a mans penis is so small that it looks like a cooked bean.

Man did you hear that Lucas had a tiney beany

by The Quinto May 5, 2020

jew beanie

no such thing. is a yarmulke. pronounced YAH-muh-cuh
dont ever use jew beanie. jew beanie is bad.

put on your yarmulke, here comes hannukah. you should never use jew beanie.

by thejew06 March 6, 2007

slouchy beanie

A beanie that is loose in the back and normally worn by Douchebags.

Can you believe Mike wore that slouchy beanie to meet our new director?

by The real Frank Doux July 31, 2016

Crotch Beanie

The companion of the "Asshat" or just slang for Pubic Hair.

Dude, quit being such a crotch beanie.

by Annonymous October 27, 2004

beanie weenie

Protection for a male

beanie weenie

by donald mefford jr. October 2, 2014

Beanie Baby

A Hispanic baby, usually conceived by illegal immigrants.

The beaner working the field had a beanie baby in her arms

by pfijcali June 3, 2010

Red Beanie

When a girl who is on her period sits on your face while naked and receives cunningulus.

"That guy I met on Tinder was a freak! He let me give him a Red Beanie!"

by Dr. Moist October 13, 2017