Dummy Bathroom

A place people go when they want to roll around on the floor and think about their life after they do something really stupid and/or are a public disgrace to society

Honestly man, go to the dummy bathroom. Your just a dumbass.

by Westshot January 1, 2020

Bathroom Creep

A person who travels to a different floor or department in an office environment to perform bodily functions that would be deemed inappropriate to their known work associates

I will be back. I need to go Bathroom Creep on the 4th floor.

by Pat-teee January 31, 2014

Bathroom Trip

The quality, result, experience, or resolution to a "trip" to the bathroom. Pertaining to the excursion to the location, experience while doing ones business, and exiting the bathroom facilities.

Close friend: How was your bathroom trip? You: Awesome man, I feel so much better now.

by racergamer February 22, 2015

Nuked the bathroom

When one had to defecate and the after effects smell as tho one had an animal crawl up there ass and die. Generally it smells like a rotting carcass.
Another name for blew up the bathroom.

Jon: "Holy mother of god, Don! Did a skunk crawl up your ass and die?"
Don: "Naw, Jon, i just nuked the bathroom."
Jon:"Dude, go light a match or use some air freshener or somthing. The smell damn near killed me!"

by Mishra October 5, 2016

Bathroom Bagel

A Bathroom Bagel is when one poops in a circle then waits for it to harden (or put it in the freezer for 15 minutes). At this point you are ready to serve your delicious Bathroom Bagel. The Bathroom Bagel can also be worn as a Yamika in the Jewish faith. The Bathroom Bagel can also be used as a frisbee. The Bathroom Bagel is a well rounded great gift and good for the kids.

My Mexican friend made me a batch of Bathroom Bagels for my party and they where a huge hit.

by BabyJC December 11, 2016

School Bathrooms

The ever-burning pit of disease inside of the already hellish dimension of "school".

"Never, ever go to the School Bathrooms, unless you want cholera!" said a wise person.

by School despiser! February 7, 2022

Bathroom Clown

When a person uses too much makeup or perfume/cologne and comes out of the bathroom to show the world what hookers looked like in the 60s.

What a bathroom clown, with that much makeup you could paint a house.

by MrGoddamnMoseby October 10, 2016