Beer Baron

An individual who has been granted the title of Baron for their heroic actions involving the consumption of large quantities of beer. This individual usually is the last one standing after a long night of consuming cases of beer.

Requirements to obatain the title of Baron:
drink 400 fl. oz. of beer within 2 hours, drunk dial a few people, listen to ipod to recharge, have a partner punch you in the face for strength, repeat for another 2 hours(best achieved on empty stomach)

Daniel: Did you drink that whole case of Shiners last night?
Nick: I think I did.
Daniel: And a case of Samuel L. Jacksons?
Nick: I vaguely remember doing so.
Daniel: And a 12 pack of Bud?
Nick: For breakfast... before I past out.
Daniel: I grant you the title of Beer Baron.

Beer Baron by Nickplease01xxx January 6, 2009

red baron 

When you are too drunk to realize a girl is fucking ugly and on her period and you continue to fuck her and realize the next day what you did.

Man Logan was really the Red Baron last night.

red baron by byard October 28, 2006

Red Baron 

When a girl gives you a hand-job with a red oven mitten.

Variations:

Spicy Red Baron-A hot and spicy red baron that leaves your junk with a burning sensation.

Meat Lovers Red Baron- Gang Bang with a 5 to 1 ration of male to female

"That was a good Red Baron you can see it on her face!"

Red Baron by BaronToys June 23, 2009

Red Baron 

This occurs during sexual intercourse while a woman is on her period. The man and woman begin to have sex in the standing up position with the man in the rear. After a while the man picks up the woman, and twirls her around the room during sex, causing some of her blood to spill over the place while she is airplane flying, thus giving the name "the red baron" to the woman.

Walking into Joe's apartment, you could see the Red Baron had visited at his girlfriends blood was all over the place

Red Baron by adams bachelor party July 16, 2007

Red Baron 

a man that has a huge mustache and teaches math at mountain empire community college in big stone gap virginia. he has no expression on his face and is ready to throw a math sign at you at any point in time. he also is a great pizza maker. name- mr Allguyer.

matt- dude did u see the stare the red baron gave me today.
kelly- yes man, he was ready to strike on your ass

Red Baron by justin vanover October 16, 2007

Bloody Baron 

To fuck a chick in the ass until your dick bleeds and her ass bleeds

"O!O!O!O!O!O!"
"Wait, I think I'm ablout to bleed"
"Fine,I'll Bloody Baron you"

Bloody Baron by Sypmaster February 21, 2009

The Baron's Hand 

2 and 7 unsuited in poker.

That hand is worthy of The Baron himself!

Quite The Baron's Hand there.

The Baron's Hand by The Poker Baron October 14, 2011