Ruby Barker. Although at first on the outside she may seem unavailable and locked away, in reality shes the softest, biggest simp you’ll ever fall in love with. She’ll ramble on about nothing for hours on end... yet you won’t mind as her rambling is hilarious and is almost melodic in how rhythmic it is. Her pale pink lips give a smile that could kill someone on the spot. She has deep forest green eyes that you could very easily get lost in that seem to always say “I fear nothing... exCEPT FOR INSECTS DEAR GOD THOSE LITTLE BASTARDS”
“Hey, what’s that girl over there’s name?”
“Heard some dude call her Bee, but with an intoxicating grin like that... that’s definitely Ruby Barker.
“Heard some dude call her Bee, but with an intoxicating grin like that... that’s definitely Ruby Barker.
by Captain Snap April 8, 2021
Get the Ruby Barkermug. A person who grew up rich in Calabasas, got bored and decided to join the black community. Is also well known for being a tramp and a NFL team member. Their routine consists on being live on the app TikTok with a cheap polyester pajama set and doing their makeup constantly.
by bhadbhabielover911 March 11, 2025
Get the Alabama Barkermug. The best gf in the world. The Jacobs just wish she could trust them but she can't. She's always loved by Jacob Day
Jacob: I love you Dae.
Random Person: Sorry bro she can't trust u because she's a Dae Barker and your a Jacob Day
Random Person: Sorry bro she can't trust u because she's a Dae Barker and your a Jacob Day
by Savagepitbull332 July 25, 2019
Get the Dae Barkermug. by A&W2024 May 28, 2024
Get the triple barkermug. by Nascarfan2007 January 15, 2023
Get the Ralphie barkermug. by Finramp June 14, 2016
Get the big batty barkermug. Refers to the infuriating/humiliating "auditory chain-reaction" that often occurs with all da neighborhood dogs... you merely walk by one house with a dog tethered out front, and he starts barking at you, then the dogs next door --- even if they're locked inside the house --- hear him and start yappin', too, and then the hound at the property next to that one starts howling, and so on and so on and so on... pretty soon all da canines within a half-mile radius are barkin' fit to bust, when whatever the first dog was barking at isn't even anywhere near those other dogs' vicinity.
I try to scavenge for returnables only during the mid-to-late daylight hours, so that the resulting barker-brigade in the roadside homes will create a minimum of "the dogs woke me up!" aggravation.
by QuacksO July 9, 2018
Get the barker-brigademug.