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Baldwining

The act of shooting a blank into a girl but realizing your sack is still loaded and end up with an 18 year sentence of father hood.
I got a vasectomy so I thought I was shooting blanks but I ended up Baldwining her. Guess I'm still firing live rounds.
by MidwestMegaDan November 15, 2021
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The Baldwin

When a guy has a vasectomy, but still gets the girl pregnant.
"Did ya hear about Clabe? He pulled The Baldwin last week."
by BlazingWyvren October 31, 2021
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Alec Baldwinned

The act of being stuck in a situation of complete absent minded bad luck , something that could've been ovoided if you would've thought it through .
I told my boss I was totally Alec Baldwinned , when I was not the one who wrecked the company truck .
by Road1nner April 6, 2024
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Baldwin

baldwinned, baldwinning, baldwins

transitive verb
1 a : to recklessly kill (a human being)

b : to deprive of life : cause the death of

// He threatened to baldwin them.

2 : to slaughter : slay
3 : to put an end to

// baldwin the competition

intransitive verb
1 : to cause the death of a person

// a reckless fool who may baldwin again

// if looks could baldwin
2 : to make a markedly unfavorable impression

// was dressed to baldwin
Hey, did you hear Alec was messing about with his father's gun and baldwinned his kid sister?
Man, I always knew that fool was gonna baldwin someone.

Will was driving home drunk last night and baldwinned some kid on her bike.
by Ern Malley October 28, 2021
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guy baldwin

the best gamer ever even better than pewdiepie or mr beast
person 1: omg i love the air force
person 2: well i love guy baldwin gaming
by cuminmyassdaddy August 1, 2022
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Daniel baldwin

Six foot year 10 fire emoji, what more could you want? This steaming nonce will bum rape you as soon as you take your gaze away from him.
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Dirty Baldwin

Someone who performs oral sex on either gender in bright luminous reflective clothing, while using a dildo on themselves.
Fuck-me, Johnny Boy got out of car last night and pulled a Dirty Baldwin on me!
by LazerousAwoken April 1, 2020
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