pizza bagel

An Italian person who is also a Jew.

My best friend is from Italy but practices the Jewish faith. How fucked up.

by Dan January 31, 2005

bagel with everything

Street prostitutes and hookers often use codes to describe sex acts to avoid legal problems.

A bagel with everything is going to cost you a bunch. The bagel means straight sex, the cream cheese means oral, and the hole in the bagel means anal sex with her John.

"Everything" means any other kind of pleasure you want beyond the straight, oral, and anal.

This term was coined by a hooker on the road between Detroit and Chigago, and approved by her Evil pimp. ʱʱ๛ forever.

Hey, Evil, I belong to you, so I brought you a bagel with everything.

by damagedalicious September 1, 2014

Bagel Winner

The primary financial provider for a Jewish family.

Ever since Tamarah lost her job, Elijah has become the bagel winner of the family.

by qweaspo March 5, 2011

Bagel

The word for "fuck" used by us kids when around adults.

1."Mother bagel! Why did you just throw that at my foot?"
2. person 1 "BAGEL!"
person 2 "What?"
person 1 " I lost my homework!"

by Anidur May 9, 2008

turd bagel

A bagel one encounters on the ground with a turd placed on top of it. The bagel can be any flavor but needs to be complete and entire- portions of bagels do not count. The location of the bagel is generally the sidewalk, but a turd bagel could theoretically be found anywhere. The turd should be large enough to cover and crown the bagel hole, so it is usually a large dog or human turd.

"Holy shit! Watch out, you almost stepped on that turd bagel!"

Also- Al Franken is a total turd bagel.

by Bronx Betty April 3, 2013

bagel titties

titties that are small and a little awkward.

what the fuck? thems is some bagel titties

by J-Spin February 4, 2007

Bagel Game

when a group of lonely men stand in a circle and commense jerkin their girkin until they all have blown a load...last one to blow must eat the pile of nastiness

Dude...Jeremy totally ate the sauce at the bagel game last night.

by Davey and Ritchie November 2, 2007