vacuuming the backyard

When you want to mess with your coworkers so you tell them you vacuumed the backyard when your best friends are in town to visit you and your spouse, and then your sister-in-law gets in on the joke and tells said coworkers that you and your friends have a weird relationship making them think you could be swingers, but in reality you cut your dogs hair in the backyard and used the shop vacuum to clean up the mess

I vacuumed my backyard this weekend!

Oh while your friends were in town?

Yup!

What does vacuuming the backyard mean?

Don't ask they get weird when their friends are in town.

But what does it mean?

You really don't want to know.

Hahaha they're never going to figure it out!

by Trevyamo August 15, 2023

Eat out in the backyard

To be eaten out in your back yard. In other words to go on de musty ass grass behind u house and let somebody go in on that pussy.

Boy 1: Yo, I hear neriah get eat out in the backyard by nahje
boy 2: nah i hear it was a girl name katara
Boy 1: dis nigga got too many hoes

by Smexyassmf March 25, 2022

backyard bastard

Someone who masturbates furiously in their backyard while thinking they are hidden, but unintentionally expose themselves to a busy street

The dude who lives across from me is a backyard bastard

by Stop Creepin April 19, 2018

backyard combo

Hot dog, hamburger, potato salad, and baked beans

Our Labor Day cookout was fantastic! Had so much food everybody got a backyard combo and then some!

by Anonymouslyvociferous September 7, 2019

Growing potatoes in the backyard

When you have genital warts growing in or around your asshole

Hey I heard Alec starting growing potatoes in the backyard after he got caught soliciting male prostitutes

by A.W. Williams (Anal Warts) May 30, 2025

Backyard 4th of July

When you and 6 or more other guys, rub red,white, and blue frosting, all over each other. Then lick it off, while listening to the national anthem.

Dude that backyard 4th of July was so gay, but for some reason I want more.

by The dude da boss August 4, 2013

Backyard-ish

an action or oral rendition that should not be seen or heard by others-something that should only take place in your own backyard.....or maybe NOT,
a dumbass move,redneck,a stupid move,should be an embarassing moment

Mom: I cant believe you did that,thats so backyard-ish!
Or...
Mom: Oh,thats backyard-ish!

You dumbass, that soooo backyard-ish

by EdiSouth December 10, 2008