Blackie channed

Past tense of being blacked out hammered.

Person A: how was that party last night dude?
Person B: dont ask me I was blackie channed, probally made a fool out of myself.
Person A:nice, you were probally that kid.

by Jamalze jr July 3, 2009

backer classic

A song or other composition of musical quality with the ability to cause drunkards to break into dances including fist pumping, squatting low, grinding, circling up, hand clapping and pole licking. Will be stuck in ones head for 6-8 hours after hearing excerpts from lyrics in daily conversation. Similar to a backer jam but with extended longevity.

Rudy: I heard someone say "Turn Around" on the street today and had Total Eclipse Of The Heart in my head all afternoon.
Knute: What a backer classic!

by Jimmy Squire May 7, 2015

backseat dm

The "backseat dm" or "backseat dungeon master" brings a thoroughly marked and noted rulebook, and is quick to jump in whenever a rule is broken or ignored.
The nerd/D&D version of backseat driving

Player 1: That's not really how it's done, but I'll allow it.
Player 2: Wait a minute! That's against rule 534 on page *flips open rulebook*
P1: I'M the DM here. Don't backseat dm me.

by shieldswinger May 15, 2018

porny backing

to use porn not belonging to yourself to get off
or essentially piggy backing on the porn some body else took the time and effort to find, purchase, or load

examples of porny backing include:
1. browsing old web history you didnt leave
2. your brother's stash
3. your dad's stash
4. your lesbian sister's stash

guy 1 "hey did you see that great mag i got from my dads stash!"
guy 2 "seriosly bro stop porny backing on your dad its nothing but over weight black chicks eating pie"

by santaire January 27, 2008

Double backed beast

A euphemism for coitus. This form is more common in popular culture than the original two backed beast. Predates Shakespeare.

Double backed beast... "These two did oftentimes do the two-backed beast together, joyfully rubbing and frotting their bacon 'gainst one another, in so far, that at last she became great with child of a fair son, and went with him unto the eleventh month; for so long, yea longer, may a woman carry her great belly, especially when it is some masterpiece of nature, and a person predestinated to the performance, in his due time, of great exploits."
François Rabelais (c. 1494 - 1553)
"Gargantua and Pantagruel"

by banquo_lives January 11, 2009

jaw backer

just another way of sayin chewin tobacco

"ay leroy lemme get some of that jaw backer"

by semperfi8762 March 25, 2010

smacker backer

someone who hits someone back in a playful way.

hey * smack * awww, *smack's back* - "you are such a smacker backer"

by S.Word March 14, 2011