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"So what did you do?"
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"What's a real bloke?"
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"I hit up this *real bloke*"
"What's a real bloke?"
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by SpiritualMadMan September 29, 2021
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Stuart: no Darryl is playing football for the 5th time this week
Steve: mess of a bloke
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One of the crew who cannot be tamed. As such, he marches to the beat of his own drum. Some might call him a “wild child”. Others might say “renegade”. While not anti-social, sometimes he just needs to hit T-peps for a post-rid brewski all by himself, or head to “Newport” for a soccer game or to pick out a Christmas tree. In August.
To support this lifestyle, he just needs a German sedan and a single bike rack. No passengers!
To support this lifestyle, he just needs a German sedan and a single bike rack. No passengers!
That Single-Rack BLOKE (SRB) beat a hasty retreat to T-peps once he realized everyone else in the gang was on dry January. Good thing he has that single rack and can drive by himself.
by Shivbo the Clown March 10, 2026
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by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 1, 2021
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by Elwood Lane March 21, 2020
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