bloke

British term to refer to a man.

James may: Oh look, he's one fat bloke!

by MrPayback2223 August 13, 2022

bloke

1. the most fake level of cocaine. 2. it's not even at the level of cut cocaine known as coke. 3. it might not be cocaine or coke at all. 4. bluff coke 5. not even called blow. non blow-able powder.

make sure you get cocaine. i don't want no cut coke, no crack. and definitely no bloke!

by callmecer October 25, 2022

Bloked Out

Bloke gets a few too many blokey schooners in him.

Josh was so bloked out at the xmas party, he got sent home

by Pedro94 November 14, 2022

Bloke

A pussy teddy bear

"YO WINNIE THE POOH, YOU'RE A FUCKING BLOKE

by Anonymous Teddy Bear December 8, 2020

Bloke

A p*ssy teddy bear

"WINNIE THE POOH IS A BLOKE"

by Anonymous Teddy Bear December 8, 2020

Bloke

Any ginger named Steve is considered a bloke

Person one: hey look at that ginger over there

Person two: oh yea that’s Steve

Person one: oh he’s such a bloke

by anonymous November 18, 2021

National Bloke Day

Celebrated on May 15, Sit with your blokes at the dinner table, near Birmingham, London.

Today is National Bloke Day ye? Quite amusing my jolly friend. Lets enjoy the evenin', in the National Bloke Day.

by nationalblokeday March 18, 2022