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Blokes advise

John the beta male crys for attention on blokes advise
by Zubrick November 8, 2018
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Bloke

Bloke will bring you whatever you need in a very short space of time.

We all need Bloke in our lives.

Bloke really is the best.
Call Bloke.
by number 1 bloke fan February 25, 2018
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If I, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Catches Anyone Looking Down At Him Through Bloked Beats, Angel Hellstrom Will Call Himself "'Jupiter`~`Morningstar'" And Land On Quicktime Events, iF I
If I, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Catches Anyone Looking Down At Him Through Bloked Beats, Angel Hellstrom Will Call Himself "'Jupiter`~`Morningstar'" And Land On Quicktime Events, iF I
by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 25, 2025
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Bloke Smoking

The act of giving Oral sex to a man, most likely implying prostitution.
-That woman over there is probably a Bloke Smoker.
- she loves Bloke Smoking
by YEETUSMYFEETUSBITCH December 18, 2022
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Shit bloke

A bloke like my mate mitch toy who dogs the boys
by Crikeymate January 10, 2019
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Bloke Florence

A bloke(man) that has a deformed face, with a clean boosie fade or low taper fade.
*Person 1 looking at another person that has facial deformity with a clean boosie fade*

Person 1: This ain't bloke florence😭🙏
by acrows January 10, 2025
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honest bloke

A man whom does the right thing all of the time and does not make the boys wait.
What an honest bloke Jake Harvey is, going to the Impy even though he feels hanging
by HNNFGVSD May 27, 2017
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