snap biscuits

One who snaps while dishing out flaky buttermilk biscuits with a hint of snap sauce

Let's get online and hit em with the snap biscuits

by A1 Snap Sauce June 14, 2016

narb biscuit

A Narb Biscuit is someone who exhibits character qualities in his or her own personal and private life which are indicative of someone who is a complete and absolute noob. So “Nooby” in fact, that they have graduated from being just a noob to being a Narb Biscuit.

Johnny thinks that Fortnite is actually a good video game. What a fucking Narb Biscuit.

by Roman1991 June 20, 2018

crap biscuit

crap biscuit is a non vulgar less offensive alternative to shit biscuit when being overly vulgar and offensive is out of the question or is unwanted

oh crap biscuit i just lost my money to a pop machine

crap biscuit my dog ate my homework last night

by littlejimmie March 9, 2019

Hogger Biscuit

Someone who works hard at their game and wants the ball.

I see you working hard there you Hogger Biscuit

by 4 Hinklestein March 31, 2021

lawn biscuits

(Noun,Plural) Defecation left by any mammalian creature, typically a canine, on a neighborhood lawn. Said droppings then become a gratifying snack to any unsupervised animal on the prowl for a freebie.

Johnny Shatt, unprepared as usual, allowed his Labrador to take a mean shit on the apartment lawn. Five minutes later, the neighborhood stray Chihuahua made a meal of said lawn biscuits. Yummy.

by ShawShankPrison February 18, 2023

Wasting your biscuit

1) To not live up to your full potential.

2) To bestow large amounts of your biscuit upon those who are not deserving of the biscuit or do not appreciate the biscuit.

1) Did you really drop out of college? You're totally wasting your biscuit.

2) Dude, Greg just threw away the biscuit you gave him. He's totally wasting your biscuit.

by Jucebawks December 28, 2010

Buttered the Biscuits

1. The act of pulling out during doggie style or anal sex and ejaculating on the persons butt cheeks. 2. Ejaculating on a female's butt cheeks after sex.

Janet and I had some great doggie style action last night. At the last second, I pulled out and "Buttered the Biscuits."

by Evil Genius Prime October 8, 2012