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Nutella Baguette

When a french baguette is inserted into the anus and is removed with a strong covering of faecal matter;
Discovered in Paris in 2016 by Nikolass when a crusty baguette was inserted into his anus during a bout of diarrhoea and was heavily covered with faecal remains
Fancy having a Nutella Baguette? That baguette had loads of nutella on it
by kramitin99 June 13, 2016
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Baguette

A realy cute french girl who melts my heart.
Person1: Do you know baguette?

Person2: Yes i love baguette
by BaguetteLover May 5, 2018
mugGet the Baguettemug.

Baguette fight

You and your friend fill 2 condoms with your own poop, until they become really hard and stiff. Then you start having a sword fight with them. Whose condom breaks first and lets out the contents loses and shall be ashamed.
Adam and Tommy had a baguette fight yesterday. It was funny and messy at the same time.
by Csokiskuki March 6, 2020
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Baguette Cremosa

Baguette Cremosa is when your jercking off and you are almost cumming, don´t cum and let your sperm rest in your balls.

Then you wrap your dick with a joint and heat your balls, then you cum and the sperm will come out has a gas and you take a reap from your dick joint.
Dude that baguette cremosa joint was hell a lit last night Fam.
by Machado Cardoso January 21, 2019
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Baguette

A french delicacy.
I must say, it is delicious.
Hey did u see that meme I sent you that had Lafeyatte as a baguette??
by Reincarnated tanuki September 22, 2020
mugGet the Baguettemug.

nutella on the baguette

When a french (Guy or Girl) has anal sex, and there is some fecal matter on the tip of the penis after you pull it out.
Jean-Pierre just put some Nutella on the Baguette, bon Appétit
by crocodiledundee123 February 7, 2018
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The baguette goddess

The baguette goddess is the goddess of all the baguettes including garlic baguettes
Person: “ who is the baguette goddess”

Layla Walton: ”it’s me I am the baguette goddess”
by Adopted daughter of god April 16, 2020
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