aussie is a non-kiwi. Live on alcohol and koalas. Ancestors were convicts. Suck at rugby. Have horrid nasal accents that get them in crap in France. Generally suck.
Emigrate over to NZ because we're obviously better.
Emigrate over to NZ because we're obviously better.
by Bonniekins February 25, 2007
Get the aussie mug.The most skillfull football code in the world (apart from soccer). A game which consists of a pointy ball, simular to a gridiron or rugby one. Invented in Australia, believed to originate from the Aborignial people. The game is played by two teams who's aim is to kick the ball through the goals or points. Four poles situated at the top ends of an oval feild. If you kick a goal it is the eqivilent of six points. This game requires high level fitness, muscular stregnth and athletic stamina and cannot allow chubby, tanky, thicknecked, fatlords who claim to be sports people by just sitting on thier asses eating hot dogs while claiming to be a hot athlete just coz they can block and tackle a few leaner guys, like in gridiron or rugby. Aussie rules does not require helmets and padding unlike the pussy weak arse excuse for "football gridiron" wtf? u guys dont even use your foot..u should call it gay ball because your players wear tights. If i want to see men in tights i will watch the ballet. In Aussie rules the players can only pass the ball by kicking, hand-balling (not throwing!!)Aussie rules football also consists of large amounts of tackiling, but suprisingly does not allow padding or helmets.
by aussieroo September 11, 2004
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Skip 1: I was trying to hide my boner in between my legs when my bitch snuck up behind me and gave herself a Dirty Aussie Beef Burger!
Skip 2: Ohhhhh maaaaattttteeeee. The Dirty Aussie Beef Burger!
Skip 2: Ohhhhh maaaaattttteeeee. The Dirty Aussie Beef Burger!
by Skip_Motherfucker7 April 30, 2009
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by whisperer January 27, 2009
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by Wicked Pissa melissa November 27, 2009
Get the The Aussie mug.A bunch of bullSHIT. Mostly concerned with kangaroos and phallic symbolism, and NEVER EVER makes sense.
Steve: Hey, Wankah! You seen my dickaroo mcmuffin copter? I can go buggin' with me joey ya.
Octavian: I don't understand your aussie sense of humor.
Octavian: I don't understand your aussie sense of humor.
by SUCKMYCANADA June 20, 2008
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