call your auntie to dinner 

Something you should always do right away. Comes from olden-times when families all lived together. Typically the auntie was the most upset if not called to dinner.

"Man I gotta call in to work & check my schedule."

"Yeah better call your auntie to dinner!"

call your auntie to dinner by notjohnstamos March 7, 2014

dart your auntie

Going as hard as you fucking can on the persons aunt. This is extremely very disrespectful! how low do you have to go to dart someone untie....anyways you do get hella clout

bro i had to dart your auntie last night

wtf you fucking bitch

sorry i needed the clout

dart your auntie by ihadtodartyourauntie January 25, 2019

1st place auntie 

An Aunt who isn't just the best auntie oh no! She is the 1st place auntie

Ella l: i love you Aunt Jessica you are the best auntie but aunt hope is the 1st place auntie sorry but that's my opinion

1st place auntie by elsa'sfriend April 21, 2019

Pulling an Auntie T 

When you smash into another vehicle in your driveway, without hitting the brakes. Like, not even a little bit.

Wow did you see her crash into that Expedition?! She pulling an Auntie T !

Pulling an Auntie T by Kptnkuku October 17, 2022

Antiegoseismic 

The belief that earthquakes are driven away from your relative location in the world, even as you change places

Link: I think that Earthquakes in California stopped because we moved to California
Rhett: That's rather egoseismic thinking, isn't it?
Link: Actually, it's Antiegoseismic thinking

Antiegoseismic by StupidButCunning June 12, 2012

Auntiebird

Mother who does nothing for their child and looks the other way as they are abused.

"You hear about Kimmi? Yeah, that dumb Auntiebird let her man bust her kids leg."

Auntiebird by ThebestNell December 3, 2011

Aunther

a sister who actually married her brother but they didn't know about them being siblings.

Friend: I just found out that I'm an Aunther.

Aunther by Sakurakage August 14, 2019