asstity

Keeping your ass virginity intact. Or your "ass chastity."

That party last night was crazy! I lost my asstity, received a hairy falls, and had woodpecker sex with a Columbian escort in a Best Buy!

by MadamHarrietHandledong August 4, 2010

assmitt

1. to be on the receiving end of anal sex

"He took that load like a real assmitt, didn't he?"

by manatee_c October 29, 2003

asscited

(adj.) Stirred emotionally to get some action.

Usually used before mattress mambo.

Bro 1: Hey bro, I saw you with that chick last night.

Bro 2: Bro, which one?

Bro 1: The blonde one bro, you gettin' some?

Bro 2: Yeah, i'm asscited.

by Gieaa July 29, 2009

Assitosis

Assitosis infects a nerve behind your eye and when this happens you will know by one sign. "It gives you a shitty outlook on life".

Man goes to his Boss at work and says"I can not do my job here today with the public" Boss"Why is that?" Employee"Because I am having a outbreak of a disease that spreads to others very easily. Boss"What is it?"
Employee"I have assitosis, it is a infected nerve behind my eye that gives me a shitty outlook on life". Boss " I have had that disease also,it comes and goes through out your life.You better go home ,have a few beers,get laid and relax."

by In The Wind 44 August 8, 2012

Asswipe

A dick face ass bitch

bootyface dickface dicksucker Asswipe

by Taniya Baker December 3, 2014

Assitarien

A Assitarien is a male or female, who is on a strict diet of only eating ass.

Did you hear that Jim has decided to become a Assitarien, because Monica's pussy was so bad?

by TheCouplesFeed July 1, 2016

Asswipe

A. Worthless person that always shows up uninvited to ruin everyones day and they are the only one that has a great time.

Here comes asswipe

by Larryandmary September 12, 2017