assplosion

When you fart so hard your arse hurts and you get a headache and shit your dacks and basically make everything around you smell like crap!

Used in a sentence

Oh my god you had to have a assplosion all over the floor didnt you

by Anthony February 3, 2004

asspie

Someone or something that is either stupid or is really stupid.

What an asspie! I can't belive he ate that dead cat.

by Dr Barnyard J. Messiah May 9, 2003

aspleep

when you are half asleep, but also fucking/fuckable.

Yeah, I barely remember. Apparently I was aspleep.

by adavis959 December 12, 2011

asspensive

Something so ridiculously overpriced even rich people wouldn't pay for it.

$100 for a 4 GB USB drive with a piece of plastic attached to it? No thanks, that's too asspensive.

by rctdude3 February 14, 2012

assplode

To unexpectedly, and violently poop ones pants

john gazed across the table at melinda, his hands trembling with excitement. this is it he thought to himself. The moment was just as he had always imagined. He stood from his chair and knelt before her. Just then a terrible stink erupted from his trousers. Sadly, he had assploded.

by pennyloafer June 7, 2007

assletic

Working out so as to show off your ass.

Dance dance revolution is an assletic exercise.

by codyrockx September 8, 2007

Asspergers

A disease acquired by accidentally sitting on one of them new-fangled grills.

(Pronounced: Ass-Bur-gers)

"How was I supposed to know it was a lit grill and not a chair? And now I'm stuck with 'Asspergers!'"

by ClassicCreation July 26, 2009