dumb as shit

a compound adj. to describe a noun

My teacher is dumb as shit.
My computer is dumb as shit.
This movie is dumb as shit.

by Drunk monkey October 12, 2003

dumb as shit

very dumb

That boy is dumb as shit.

by Joe Bloggs October 13, 2003

dumb as shit

really stupid

dude, that child is dumb as shit

by brittany October 11, 2003

asshate

an asshat who is a hater

Angie received an email from an asshate, he's a hater, he's an asshat.

Tommy couldn't believe the asshate from the fellow group members when he mentioned anal sex!!

That dude is such an asshate - he is a dickhead and a hater all mixed into one! wtf

by Penelope Storm August 10, 2012

assshit

A person whose stupidity is so awful that it will disgust you. Just as if you smell a piece of shit.

Woman 1: I heard Carl had to go to jail 30 times to realize he was wrong for doing the same crime.
Woman 2: what?!? Carl is an assshit.

by Edefiner February 10, 2015

jacked as shit

When a person thinks that they are really strong with enormous muscles, but in reality they are small.

-Soccer Player: Hey bra, I just maxed out at 140 on bench!

-Football Player: Wow, dude! Ur jacked as shit!

-Soccer Player: I know, right?

by mtnt69 May 8, 2011

Man, I'm hungry as shit

A secret code created by Kevin Hart's friend used to silence your friends of talking about sketch subjects (such as a girl you met in a club that you cheated on your wife on) while your children or wife is in the room.

Man 1: *Calls Man 2*
Man 2: *Noticing that their wife is in the room* "Man, I'm hungry as shit."
Man 1: "Me too, anyways, what's going on."
Man 2: "Not much..."

Etc. Etc.

by fuckmepless May 28, 2018