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can't be arsed syndrome

Suffering from can't be arsed syndrome means you can't be arsed to do anything. A general lack of motivation to do basic tasks. Taking it easy. Avoiding heavy work. Finding day to day tasks cumbersome. Used in an specific instance as an out of the ordinary day for someone who is usually hard working.
dude 1: I am suffering from can't be arsed syndrome today.

dude 2: Why? What's up?

dude 1: I just have no motivation.

dude 2: Are you tired?

dude 1: Not really. I just can't be arsed today.

dude 2: I know what you mean.
by mynameispaulie October 15, 2010
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Nobody Asked

Oh my god Hermione Shut Up, nobody asked
by EverythingHP June 5, 2020
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rat arsed

I got absolutely rat arsed last night and tried to shag my neighbours cat...
by Arse Rat February 22, 2003
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No questions asked

When you urgently call a friend and ask them to do something for you. no matter how crazy and or weird the situation you're in is, they cannot ask any questions about it.
Mitch: (calling Carl) Carl! I'm under the dumpster at the corner where that autistic hooker sets up shop. I need you to be here in 15 minutes with 3 gluesticks, a leotard and 4 hockey pucks.

Carl: What are you talking about? What the hell is going on??
Mitch: No questions asked!
Carl: Alright fine, I'll be there soon.
by Aliza Lerner November 5, 2013
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Assdicting

When that ass is addicting. Plain and simple.
A: Have you seen her booty lately?!
J: That booty is assdicting!
by Keep The Glass San Diego March 13, 2017
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Asieduwaa

A determined, vibrant lady from the Akan ethnicity (largest ethnic group in Ghana).
She strives for success and never gives up.
She is not only intellectually inclined, but she is also very physically attractive.
She is loyal and sincere, naturally caring; having motherly instincts, extremely helpful and fun to be with.
In a room full of people, she’s the one to get all the attention due to her wittiness and bubbly personality.
Such women make the best partners.
Asieduwaa is my life partner and I must say she is the complete package!
by CB7🤩 May 16, 2020
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Assedema

A large derriere caused by, or due to having the appearance of, swelling in the buttocks.
"Do these Jeans make me look like I have Assedema?"
by MJinMaine July 3, 2009
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