They posted my exact real-time location, basically assassination coordinates, in (obvious) direct violation of Twitter terms of service
by User295034709563 December 16, 2022
A person who is extraordinarily adept at verbally ripping public figures apart on the television from the comfort of their own living room.
I studied to become an armchair assassin as a young person, watching the likes of my idols as they eviscerated all of the onscreen fools and political idiots.
by Dr Bunnygirl October 20, 2023
The man from the mist who owes allegiance to no man. dissapearing without a trace, he appears once a year to disappoint his parents
by Testicular torture December 16, 2017
by Miz🐝 January 05, 2019
A sexual act in which one engages in surprise, consensual coitus with a partner, where he and/or she sneaks up behind the target and begins to perform any type of penetration, as the second partner releases their bowels. The defecate may be purposeful or not, either way the instigator or “assassin” will be covered in excrement, thus the pre-fix “rusty”, as it gives the appearance of being covered in a splotchy brown substance.
“Peter attempted to make love with me last night, but after some spicy Indian food I accidentally made him a rusty assassin”
by botmizzlejay January 02, 2021
by whocalled the cops December 09, 2013
by Binarysmart December 24, 2018