Arse Carrots

When one goes to a farmers market or large supermarket with the intention of buying large quantities of long, skinny, withered looking cheap carrots. The soul intention of this purchase is not to make a stew or soup, but to place the carrots up one's rectum for self pleasure. Each carrot needs to be placed in the garbage after one use, hence why large quantities are purchased.

"Hey Stuart whats with that large bag of carrots you have just bought?. Are you making a lovely carrot soup this evening?"

"No Steve, these carrots are not of a high quality, so soup is out of the question. I have bought these to I can insert them in my bottom"

"Ohh I see, I must remember to get some Arse Carrots myself when I am next at the Supermarket"

by El_Web October 24, 2012

Tear-arsing

The act of moving extremely fast.

Paul was tear-arsing down the hill on his bicycle

by Ikeweb June 10, 2016

Arse Licker

Someone who will do anything to impress a certain person, even if they make a fool out of themselves.

"Hey Joe, let me tie your shoelace for you!"

"What an arse licker."

by milldotarmy March 16, 2009

Arse wasps

A small cloud of imaginary insects that viciously attack the anus after consuming a particularly potent curry.

"I had terrible arse wasps this morning"

by TheShadowOfLenin January 12, 2004

arse fedora

Noun

1. A more detailed version of asshat. Generally a person who has a more jerky, pretentious, and/or egotistical quality than an asshat or a butt bowler.

"Wow. He's so past asshat status that he has become a arse fedora."

by Serpentina Solis July 27, 2006

arsing about

1) messing about, being a fool
2) doing nothing in particular for a long time

"What have you been doing all day?"
"Arsing about."

by Nick September 14, 2004

lard arse

A fat person, esp. one with a big fat arse.

Hey, lard arse, get a diet!

by Mark Cohen September 16, 2003