Ark Week

A week fully dedicated to playing ARK: Survival Ascended (or ARK: Survival Evolved for the OGs). During Ark Week, players drop all real-life responsibilities — sleep, hygiene, and social contact — to grind, tame, build, and survive like true dino addicts.

Some players live by the sacred motto: “Every week is Ark Week.”

“Bro, I can’t hang out this weekend — it’s Ark Week. Gotta finish my Tek base before the wipe.”

by ElkeWeekArkWeek October 19, 2025

donkey ark

someone that is acting like a twat,

shut up being a donkey ark!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by dickyseamen November 16, 2011

Ark Comes Alive

A amazing overhaul mod, just this

im lazy to think about something, ark comes alive

by JooJ, The Bird January 22, 2017

Ark

Only losers play this game

Man ark is so ass its crazy

by Domimex April 9, 2024

Noah's Ark

When you masturbate with multiple different lotions.

"Yeah, Tiffany gave me a Noah's ark last night"

by Cactissy April 29, 2025

ARK

A game but also a really cool server for smash bros. You should definitely join here: discord.gg/T5XdxQ

Hey Jimmy wanna go on ark to get coached by the awesome smash bros coaches?

by Goodboi69420 June 28, 2020