Archie

best boyfriend EVER who i (martha) loves so so so so so incredibly much and i always will :3
he is very smart and occasionally helps me with my homework
very sexy

wow archie is such a good boyfriend… most of the time

by shinjieva1 June 15, 2024

archie

the best dude in the world he might be a faggot but he's very very funny and the most handsome gorgeous man on the planet oh drooling emoji oh hot momma he's evil as hell but man is he the best person you'll ever meet, you'll wanna be with him forever and be near him all the time, loving and enjoying every second of his company no matter what, he's also a major freak (not a bad thing)

look at that faggot archie

by bingoary October 27, 2024

Archie

Archie has a fat dick (15 inches) and calls everyone a gronk.

Archie: “Oh that kid is a gronk and I have a big dick

by Cayusbianosbuvudv August 1, 2025

Archie

Archie has a huge dick very fucking long and calls everyone a gronk.

Archie: “Oi that cunt is a gronk! And I have a massive penis!”

by Cayusbianosbuvudv August 1, 2025

Archie

He has a fat cock

I love Archie fat cock

by hfeuihfiuhtuihgiuhegiuhugr September 1, 2025

Archie

a sigma boy with a large willy.

Archie is a top tier gooner.

by mangomachine December 14, 2025

Archie

A total gay fag who lives for pounding dudes in the ass. Archie will bend over backwards (literally) to stick his dick in some guy’s shitter, but don’t even think about trying to flip the script, he ain’t taking it up his own ass, no way. Strict top energy only.
Also famously known for wanking furiously on any available sofa while everyone else is out. You’ll come home and find crusty stains on the cushions and Archie just chilling there like nothing happened, hand still down his pants.

“Yo, where’s Archie?”
“Probably balls-deep in some twink’s ass or nutting all over your mum’s couch again.”

by dbl0fucko January 23, 2026