The only state where its entire population is perfectly content having its head up its own ass. They love the feeling of having their own shit run through their ears.
I'm from Texas and I love dick
by Daddygravyboat August 30, 2015
Get the Texasmug. Bashed too harsh, we are not cowboys,racist,redneck or religious extremists. We’re normal people alright!
If you want to bash a state, bash oklahoma They are the ones disliking texas anyways
I know they are there, waiting to dislike this
If you want to bash a state, bash oklahoma They are the ones disliking texas anyways
I know they are there, waiting to dislike this
by Дecca July 3, 2018
Get the Texasmug. The state that produces the most stuck up idiots in the freakin' world. Most, in fact are pretty good-looking, but they are freakin' full of this stupid Texas-pride shit. YOU'RE NOT YOUR OWN COUNTRY ANYMORE! GET OVER IT!
Texans are gay and suck simply because of their "I'll take it up the ass for you Texas" pride shit. If they didn't have that, they'd be good to go.
by Platypus Ranger April 18, 2006
Get the texasmug. 1> Two hundred sixty-seven thousand square miles of mercurial and tempestuous weather, populated by fourteen million cowboys, longhorns, and aggies. As well as a few of us normal folks.
2> A state of mind induced by stacked cuban heels, drop yoke shirts, ten gallon hats that only hold 1.5 litrers, and Alice B. Toklas' Famous Brownie Recipie.
3> The New and Official Location of the North Pole.
2> A state of mind induced by stacked cuban heels, drop yoke shirts, ten gallon hats that only hold 1.5 litrers, and Alice B. Toklas' Famous Brownie Recipie.
3> The New and Official Location of the North Pole.
If the Devil wiped his ass on North America, Texas is the shitstain he left behind.
Ah may live in New Yolk City, but I carries texus in mah heart.
As goes Texas, so goes the world.
Ah may live in New Yolk City, but I carries texus in mah heart.
As goes Texas, so goes the world.
by Uncle Spunky March 13, 2005
Get the Texasmug. George's characteristics of not being able to comprehend the pronunciation of certain words or names, being a woefully bad speaker in general, making the rich get richer, and not knowing shit about politics in no way reflects upon the personality or ingenuity of texas. (By the way, other nations would be laughing at us if we couldn't nuke 'em. Don't know about you, but I'M embarrassed.)
George Bush was born in Connecticut not texas!!! We act just like people from colorado or louisiana!!! We are generally good natured and friendly towards ALL!!!
by nolimitsoldier April 9, 2006
Get the texasmug. The armpit of the United States
by Justagirl :) February 4, 2010
Get the Texasmug. A pathetic state in the U.S., an embarrassment really, that CANNOT CECEED FROM THE U.S. the way they always like to mouth off that they can. If they were to ever try it the U.S. military would stomp the shit out of them in about 24 hours at most. I dont know what their so fuckin proud of, and I wish they would shut up.
I'd like to see those stupid texans try and ceceed from The Union. It would be fun to see the U.S. Military take their pathetic texas asses back to the stone age!
by irvinesucks December 29, 2007
Get the texasmug.