albertine

the perfect girl in the whole world
comparable to an angel

"Wow that girl looks loke an albertine"

by Dan Leguerrier October 31, 2007

Albert Lozano

N.
A fatass male who is infamous for trying to get nudes from 13 year olds and RPing at age 25. He is sometimes referred to as “Bert,” and often smells like b.o. and McDonald’s.

“I know we’re not together, but can your boobs and butt be mine?” -Albert Lozano.

by bertleslover69 December 1, 2018

Albertsons

A communist outpost hidden as a grocery market

Look it’s a COMMIE FUCKING OUTPOST ALBERTSONS

by EMSP420 June 11, 2019

albertos

A 24 hour fast food Mexican restaurant that is gas.

Offering free horchata on Tuesdays (the same day the club goes up)

Hey Kings I’m heading over to Albertos, catch you in 5.

by Dr t June 27, 2020

Albert beldad

Albert beldad is a very famous individual hailed from the celestial lands of Burati island. Numerous fans all around the world are singing praises of his feats and beauty. AB Nation is number one in the world!

Albert beldad is the best!

by Michael Yumizuri April 17, 2021

North Albert

I warzone in Minnesota, often affiliated with homo-erotic soldiers raping each other. Opps tremble and run. Zoomalis such as Abdi and Ayuub are scared to spin the block.

I raped that homo thug on North Albert

by WillyWankyBoobyPoopy June 5, 2023

Alberto

Alberto is a type of person who is depressed inside but tries to make people laugh cause he knows how it feels to be worthless, sometimes you might see that he is not happy but when you ask him why are you depressed he will put a smile on his face to hide it. You might not want to be friends with him but he will always be a great friend and he will never cheat on a girl cause he always tries to make people happy and he will always talk to you to make sure you are not mad or sad.

“ Alberto Why are you so depressed “

No I am not want to hear a joke

by Joshua kanes November 28, 2019