amish beauty

while engaging in sex with a woman, the male removes his penis just before ejaculation, and utilizing a donkey punch knocks the girl unconscious. While the girl is out, the male ejaculates on her face, then shaves her pubic hair. He then takes the pubic shavings and sprinkles them on her face. The shavings, stuck on by the cum, form a beard similar to that worn by amish women.

"I thought your mom would be into an amish beauty, but when she woke up she was pretty pissed about having a beard.

by Tex in the house October 26, 2005

amish pimp

The amish pimp is in charge of gathering all the amish women in his community that no man wants to marry and pimps them in the local village brothels for a profit.

He has a large beard, wears a big asmish hat and a sheep wool coat. All his hookers ride around his pimped out buggy with a blue grass band sorround system in the back.

The amish pimp is not a man to bargain with when it comes to his ho's. He represents Madison County Hustling inc.

by topmountain October 1, 2010

Amish Toaster

A man puts cake ingrediants in a womans ass with a funnel and fucks her in the ass for 10 to 20 minutes and when the woman shits cake comes out

Hey larry i heard that bitch got an amish toaster last night.

by JSremmus November 13, 2011

pillaging the amish

(verb)
engaging in an activity of senseless enjoyment and dubious legality

Yavonda stole a bunch of cutlery from the farm stall. She totally was pillaging the Amish.

by Boots August 3, 2004

amish style

Sewing a quilt in the dark while fucking a sheep.

"Turn off the lights we'll do it amish style."

by KelBelle November 8, 2007

Amish-style

The act of copulating through a hole in a sheet; often due to the fact that one does not want to physically see the person on the other side of the sheet.

Sometimes confused with brown-bagging (placing a brown paper bag over someone's head) amish-style is an evolution that covers the entire body and negates all physical view.

"Oh man, that chick I picked up at Country Bar last week was so ugly I had to do her Amish-style!"

by ted_logan February 4, 2009

Amish Jumpstart

When the ole lady isn't being responsive so you put the tip in her ass to make sure she's still alive.

So marcy passed out, i gave her an Amish jumpstart to get her percolated.

by sandyhook May 11, 2022