Alex Webster

Awesome bassist for two equally awesome Death Metal bands: Hate Eternal and Cannibal Corpse.

Alex webster's excessively technical style makes him one of the best bassists in the American Death Metal scene.

by wormaldson June 13, 2009

This is so sad Alexa play Despacito

A phrase used when something sad occurs.

"My girlfriend broke up with me."
"This is so sad Alexa play Despacito."
"Fuck you."
"This is so sad Alexa play Despacito."

by 80'sglam July 11, 2018

Alex Davies

That guy in your class who always plays minecraft

Alex Davies stop gaming

by Oliver Jurd UwU August 12, 2019

Alexa

Alexa's are always gorgeous human beings. An Alexa is very poised and can be the most helpful and sincere person. Everyone loves Alexa even though she thinks that some people don't. Every boy that crosses her path will instantly fall in love with her. She does a couple dumb things here and there but so does everybody so it's okay. When she loves somebody she will want to be around them 24/7 and nobody else. She has every good quality in a best friend that you would want. She's a great listener, she gives the best advice, she can set you up with any boy that meets her standards of course. She has the best body even if she doesn't think so. Perfect long legs, tan, the boobs and butt (almost there) and her face is so gorgeous literally every guy wants to get with her. Alexa is so pretty she doesn't need to wear makeup and most of the time she doesn't! She likes to be adventurous with her style and she is definitely a trend setter. Alexa is very popular and everybody looks up to her. If you get an Alexa you better hold on to her tight because she is a keeper.

Matt: Damn that girl is so hot

Lucas: You know it, that's Alexa, my girlfriend

Matt: Aw man I was gonna try and get her, you're lucky to have an Alexa

by absthedabs January 1, 2017

Alexander Hamilton

Alexander Hamilton
Alexander Hamilton
Got yourself a problem
He can Alexander handle it

Lost 150 pounds
Alexander damn he thin
Never lost a single fight
Alexander champion
Has a love for weird guitars
Alexander mandolin
Wishin' he could go to sleep
Alexander Ambien
Lives in a department store
Alexander mannequin
Breath is smellin' kinda' whack
Alexander hand ya mints
Sees something he doesn't like?
He Alexander banning it
Loves The Office way too much
Alexander Pam and Jim

Alexander Hamilton
Alexander Hamilton
Recently became a saint
Alexander hasn't sinned

Favorite Sith Lord in the world
Alexander Anakin
Has a very lovely smile
Alexander handsome grin
Transitioned to a woman, now he
Alexander man again
Knows two songs by Eminem
Alexander Stan and Kim
Totally skipped lunch, I want an
Alexander sandwich
What you want on your footlong?
Alexander ham and swiss
Yo, he'd make a good president
Alexander candidate
Really need some liquor now
Alexander hand me gin
Doesn't get enough sunlight
Alexander tanning bed
This costume cost a jillion dollars
Alexander damn he rich
Used to watch the old school Jack
Alexander Handypen
Elton John's his favorite artist
Alexander Candle Wind

Yo, I dedicate this song to Alexander Hamilton, the greatest president in the wooorrld

Tim: "Alexander Hamilton
Alexander Hamilton
Got yourself a problem
He can Alexander handle it

Lost 150 pounds
Alexander damn he thin
Never lost a single fight
Alexander champion
Has a love for weird guitars
Alexander mandolin
Wishin' he could go to sleep
Alexander Ambien
Lives in a department store
Alexander mannequin
Breath is smellin' kinda' whack
Alexander hand ya mints
Sees something he doesn't like?
He Alexander banning it
Loves The Office way too much
Alexander Pam and Jim

Alexander Hamilton
Alexander Hamilton
Recently became a saint
Alexander hasn't sinned

Favorite Sith Lord in the world
Alexander Anakin
Has a very lovely smile
Alexander handsome grin
Transitioned to a woman, now he
Alexander man again
Knows two songs by Eminem
Alexander Stan and Kim
Totally skipped lunch, I want an
Alexander sandwich
What you want on your footlong?
Alexander ham and swiss
Yo, he'd make a good president
Alexander candidate
Really need some liquor now
Alexander hand me gin
Doesn't get enough sunlight
Alexander tanning bed
This costume cost a jillion dollars
Alexander damn he rich
Used to watch the old school Jack
Alexander Handypen
Elton John's his favorite artist
Alexander Candle Wind

Yo, I dedicate this song to Alexander Hamilton, the greatest president in the wooorrld"
John:" i agree majorly"

by YOURMOMISYOURMOM April 17, 2018

Alexa

Alexa is a woman who is extremely funny without meaning to be. She will make the people around her laugh until their sides hurt and have no idea how she does it. She normally plays a super cool instrument and can also sing. She is very creative and artistic. She is also a night owl, mornings and Alexa do not sit well together. Overall she's a very good friend however her mouth can sometimes slip up accidentally and she can pass on secrets without meaning to.

Meaning: protector of men

Person: wow you were absolutely shredding it on the double bass, what's your name?

Alexa: my name is Alexa

Person: well that makes sense!

by rhinothehamster October 16, 2013

Alrexians

The religion of Alex Ortiz.

Aj”Alex I like your religion.”
Alex”I know it is the best religion,the Alrexians.”
Alex”You should join Jamie.”
Jamie”I will,Monica you should join.”
Monica”Ok.”

by Aj Russo December 4, 2018