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Held hands and almost kiss

To "hold hands and almost kiss" is a term used in the incel community and for those who have been friend-zoned and often unironically denotes an unrequited interest or unstable platonic friendship.
So what if she's had a boyfriend throughout our friendship!? There HAS to be something between us because of all the times we held hands and almost kissed!
by Damage313 October 20, 2020
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Almoster

Someone who wines and dines girls in the attempt of sleeping with them but frequently comes up short.-only to describe the events as an almost success.
Phil: hey how'd things go with christy last night?
Sean: I almost fucked her.
Phil: ahh you suck, youre such an almoster.
by laurence of alaybia March 14, 2011
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liquidity almost children

"Give me your liquidity almost children, Jared Fogle"
by Mc_Lovin_42090 May 2, 2018
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Almost always

Up through the last day of 9-years-old I almost always wore my Boys Fruit Of The Loom Thick Double Blue Line Waistband Boxer Briefs Underwear.
by FrroRdn November 26, 2024
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almost christmas

Phoenix Wright: “Almost Christmas means it wasn’t Christmas
by Random dude who likes deckers October 30, 2023
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Almost

The saddest word in the English language.
"I was ALMOST good enough"
"He ALMOST loved me"
"She ALMOST survived"
by honeybear17 October 11, 2019
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