Alabama Thesaurus

The only thesaurus where Cousin and Wife are synonyms.

The Alabama thesaurus only costs $9.99 in most parts of the United States. In the south it costs your sister.

by The Papa John June 5, 2010

The Alabama Slip

When you stick your dick in someone's ass by "accident."

My girlfriend wants to stay a virgin until marriage so I gave her The Alabama Slip instead.

by Carly Wild July 2, 2008

Alabama Meatloaf

A vaginal infection caused by sexual intercourse with a family member.

“Dammit Billy, you done gave your mother Alabama Meatloaf.

by Skittleballs November 13, 2019

Alabama Sunvisor

Performed when an unconscious victim has pliable, fresh feces spread along the eyebrow region and ample time, typically over the course of a night, is provided for the feces to solidify into a crispy sun-blocking device.

Knowing what lay ahead, Adam's friends cooked up and fashioned a fresh Alabama sunvisor to protect him from the sun's harmful rays.

by DC Double Thick Jucipher September 26, 2011

Alabama Porterhouse

The act of fucking a girl doggy style while eating a steak dinner off her back.

I burnt my girl's back during an Alabama Porterhouse.

by MisterThief117 May 3, 2014

alabama chugger

An Alabama Chugger is when fresh after killing a deer (doe or buck, depends on preference) the hunter peers in the kills arrousing dead eyes, deciding to partake in intercourse with the carcasse while it’s still warm and the juices are flowing.

Southern Daughter “Poppa now that finished huntin for the day are you gonna plow me like usual”

Father/Hunter “No darlin I’m ok tonight”

Daughter “Gee Poppa was the kill that satisfying?”

Father “No but the Alabama chugger afterwards was”

by Ripe Illinois Tween July 1, 2018

Alabama Overpass

When two partners, male and female, engage in intercourse while stretched across two chairs, while both are face-up. A person then lies underneath them, catching any discharge from either partner in their mouth. Fecal discharge is also optional in this act, as well as encouraged.

"Did you here about Casey, Reese, and Dylan last night?"
"Yeah man, I heard they did an Alabama Overpass!"

by Vapey McDoucheface November 11, 2017