asleep in the bread aisle

sleeping on bread because it is very soft, but sleeping on your own bread is pointless because it would be squished, but they restock the bread aisle daily so it is a continual source of mattress material.

asher roth is asleep in the bread aisle

by pierre grande April 23, 2009

cleanup on aisle 5

slang for jizzing all over place prematurely

dude:oh baby, oh baby,(jizzes everywere) oh shit
dude's chick: cleanup on aisle 5

by Ninjalo April 1, 2004

st. anselm's

A small boy's school in NE DC known for its rigorous academics. Conducted by Benedictine monks, the boys are taught at a very young age to be afraid of the opposite sex and to study until their brains explode. Girls are not intimidated by their intelligence, but rather astonished at their failed attempts to socialize. Social skills do not come to "Abbey Boys" until the later years when they learn to not care. Then Kairos changes everything and it's all good once again. There will always be at least one girl from any given girls school who is unhappy with at least one Abbey Boy and at least one girl from the same school who is very happy with at least one Abbey Boy. Sports are not the Abbey Boy's forté, but they give it an honest effort every once in a while.

Catholic Schoolgirl: I went down to st anselm's and found a really cool guy!

Catholic Schoolgirl's BFFAEAEAE: Oh yeah well I hate his classmates. They said they were too good for me.

by Ruben January 19, 2005

aideliz

A caring,smart,expressed girl,Whom is always herself. And dosent care what others think.

Wow that is so Aideliz.
#Cute. #Brave #Aideliz

by Real def... April 24, 2017

Aislynn

a girl who still hasn't had their first kiss and will be waiting until college to finally get one

she hasn't has her first kiss yet, such an aislynn.....

by jacobbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb October 19, 2017

aislynne

a tiny person who is sweet and adorable and always disagrees with you

Aislynne is awesome!

by punkertintino February 17, 2017

Aisle Mine

Using skillful timing, the Aisle Mine is a concentrated cloud of anal gas most often laid in supermarket aisles with the intention of it detonating violently into the nostrils of unsuspecting passers-by.

For maximum points, the perpetrator must not draw attention to their state of hysterical siezure in the adjacent aisle following 'discovery' of said Mine.

Dude 1 : "Oh F*ck!...F*ck me!...ergh!...!!"
Dude 2 : "Dude, we just got totally Pwn3d by an Aisle Mine!"

by woofbarkdonkey December 17, 2008