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Agent Dark Bootie

When a man dives head first into a large African female's rectum, head covered in warming lubricant, screams into the anus as if arresting Rodney King.
I'm about to Agent Dark Bootie that hoe!
by deluxe^sumo July 25, 2009
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Elite Beat Agent

Bunch of badasses that save the world via dancing.

They also time travel.
Elite Beat Agent is a game on the Nintendo DS. It's too cool!
by BerrBelligerent January 17, 2009
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her face aint pregnant

is a phrase when you want to fight a pregnant girl. it basically means you can still fight with her just not hit her stomach.
Lashunda: Donta said Nesha called me a bitch!
Mesha: but you aint gon do shit cause she pregnant.
Lashunda: Fuck that, HER FACE AINT PREGNANT!
(Punch)
by Nigga info June 10, 2011
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These arent even my pants

phrase used to break an awkward silence, or as a way to catch peoples attention
Dude, these arent even my pants
by sixpound August 27, 2008
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Secret Agent

When your dick is so small that you slip in undetected.
Shelly: Larry totes pulled a secret agent on my butt yesterday.

Amy: What do you mean?

Shelly: His dick is so small that he was able to insert it in my anus without me knowing. I'm all for it when James Bond slips in undetected, but I'm considering rape charges for real.
by RodgerBirthCanal December 14, 2013
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Special Agent Fox Mulder

A character from The X-Files(1993-2002).
A paraniod F.B.I. agent who solves crimes dealing with the paranormal or the unexplained with an attractive partner Agent Dana Scully. He has no life and likes to stick pencils to the ceiling.
1) Agent Fox Mulder is one of the most unique characters ever made.
2) Wow, you did a Mulder. ( Meaning you stuck pencils to the ceiling).
by Sarah May 21, 2004
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Agent Smith Syndrome

If you don't like the human race because humans are killing eatch other, destryoing the environment, polluting the seas, wiping out trees and animal species and overpopulating the planet - then you are suffering from the Agent Smith Syndrome.

Agent Smith (Matrix Trilogy) has started the Agent Smith Syndrome. Agent Smith hated seeing humans destroying the world they are living in. Smith hated seeing humans killing eatch other. Smith didn't understand why humans have to define their existence through misery and suffering.
Someone who suffers from Agent Smith Syndrome often says/thinks: "I'm not antisocial. I just don't like humans"

Agent Smith started the Agent Smith Syndrome: "I'd like to share a revelation during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species. I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus." (quote: 'Matrix')
by TerranZ July 30, 2007
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