mind abortion

When you become so bored that you lose your senses and feel like your mind has been ejected from your skull with a vaccuum hose.

Playing endurance mode on Gran Turismo can induce many a mind abortion.

by Dan Devine March 3, 2005

tennesee abortion

the process of giving birth directly into a bears mouth

Stacy could not afford to raise a child so instead she had a tennesee abortion

by meAty chuds October 6, 2007

Pancake abortion

When you're making pancakes and you drip a small glob of mix on the griddle, but instead of making a baby pancake with it, you just wipe it off, thereby ruthlessly murdering what could have been a bite-sized treat or a whole meal for a small child in a third world country.

"Dude! You totally just had a pancake abortion! I would have adopted that if you didn't wanna eat it."

by 13en Warner September 15, 2011

Abortion Five

A high five that is aborted before the "birth" of the high five. The abortion five unlike many similar high fives, it is clearly announced that they do not intend to complete the high five, and there is to be no meeting of the hands.

Abortion fives that are "born," when the hands make contact and thus create a high five accidentally, are called "Third Trimester Fives" as it was too late to abort them.

The Abortion Five:

E: Abortion five?

(E and B almost high five.)

B: Aborted.

The Third Trimester:

I: Abortion five!

(I can E complete the high five.)

E: Oops, third trimester.

by Ogen April 25, 2009

Alabama Abortion

When your Dad fucks you so hard that you DIE from the cock pounding that he gives you.

Inbreed #1: Hey where is Billy Bob today?

Inbreed #2: Billy Bob passed away after his Dad fucked him to death with his hammer like cock at the Alabama Crimson tide Football game.

Inbreed #1: The good old Alabama Abortion is a time honored tradition in Bama! Roll Tide!

Inbreed #2: Indeed it is, I cant wait to give my daughter a Alabama Abortion! I am so going to fuck her until she dies!

by Rip the Jacker666 March 23, 2011

Premature Abortion

Premature Abortion is unique in the sense that only a man can have one. Premature Abortion happens when a sperm, or many sperm, fail to unionize with a human egg inside a female. This often happens when a female is not present. In most cases, a premature abortion ends up in some sort of Kleenex and gets throw into a garbage receptacle. Commonly, a premature abortion will get washed down the shower drain or disposed of orally by a willing participant. Premature abortions can happen just about anywhere and get aborted on just about any surface imaginable. They can even happen involuntarily while you sleep. There has been research on these nocturnal abortions, but they are still in the preliminary stages.

Douche bag #1 - "I know this chick that will let you have a premature abortion right on her face!"
Douche bag #2 - "Shit! The only action I get is when I have a nocturnal abortion and have to change my underwear upon waking up."

by SmokeTwibz January 23, 2018

Gay abortion

The action of evacuating ones bowels of semen after anal intercourse between two men.

My boyfriend and I had a long night of intercourse, After he came I had to have a gay abortion.

by Dasadistuc1 November 8, 2018