Australia 

One Word: Crikey

Australian Guy: CRIKEY! this is a wild (Insert way too dangerous animal here) In his natural habitat! it could attack at any moment....

Australia by Greenm8 February 10, 2018

Australia 

A place that doesn’t exist. It covers up one of the biggest genocides in human history

:Dave’s from Australia

:No he’s no he’s an actor or a fake person from an island near we’re australia should be but isnts

Australia by sukumum January 19, 2019

Australia 

I am tired of you fools thinking that Australia is a real place. It isn't. Understand? Australia does not exist. Australia is full of actors hired by the nasa.

"My dad went to Australia 27 years ago and never came back..."

Australia by Liam Shackell February 7, 2019

Australia 

A country full load Insular racists who suffer from the delusion that 'oz' is a 'fair dinkum' place to live. Well known for cheating at cricket, treating the indigenous people disgracefully, accepting immigrants and then also treating them disgracefully, claiming other peoples cultural and artistic acheivements as their own and archaic sounding expressions like 'sheila' and 'cobber'. They possess a unique sense of humour that involves putting down and ridiculing other people, usually non Aussies. Well known for loving a 'barbie, a beer and a punch up'. As for the woman......don't even go there. To use the Australian vernacular, most of the ocker sheilas are as mad as a cut snake, always coming the raw prawn and never giving a bloke a fair crack of the whip.

Australia is a country that thinks it's great but isn't.

Australia by Reality based definitions July 12, 2019

australia 

not in europe

Person 1: isn't australia in europe
Australian: that's austria, you dumbo

australia by Epiccat27 September 4, 2019

Australia 

fire

yo this song is straight Australia

Australia by memer man 69 January 7, 2020

Australia 

Australia is a place where every single person is bloody sunburnt and there are more bogans than you can poke a stick at. Lots of venemous snakes and spiders, koalas are the spawn of satan, kangaroos with beat the shit out of you, emus are scary, and cassowaries will fuckin kill you so you better fuckin run cunt.
(Note: I am Australian, and yes I am calling myself an bogan idiot, but ya know, take some ya loose some)

Australia: a country full of stupid people
"When my pommy English teacher moved to Australia, she had a constant sunburn for three months!"

Australia by nonbinary_hoe June 28, 2020