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Asscation

The act of going on a trip of some sorts with the sole purpose of hooking up with a specific person at the destination.
Guy 1: Yo where's Griff tonight?
Guy 2: Connecticut I guess, he went to meet up with a broad from school.
Guy 1: Man, Griff loves going on Asscation.
by JSwizz December 10, 2011
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Assolations

Isolation of ass movement, i.e. the act of twerking.
Left cheek, right cheek- those are some serious assolations.
by TaintTantrum December 11, 2019
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ARC (Associative with Random Crap) Disorder

A mental disorder in which, rather than dissociating with one's own personality, one uncontrollably associates an object (the subject) with an unrelated item (the result).
Person 1 - "What do cigarettes remind you of?" Person 2 - "An angel. The golden band reminds me of a halo." Person 1 - "Oh, snap! You've got a bad case of ARC (Associative with Random Crap) Disorder!"
by Donquicksoatie September 10, 2010
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associasian

A term for one who is Asian by association. This is possible if you have an Asian friend, neighbor, lover, or you know someone with an Asian friend, neighbor or lover.
Brittney: My brother is totally dating an Asian!
Chris: Sweet! That totally makes you an Associasian!
Lee: My neighbor is an Asian!
Kari: We're all a little Associasian!
All: Yay!
by Lyra Belaqua April 1, 2006
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Aspiciation

1. The act of falsely claiming one suffers from Asperger's Syndrome in order to have an excuse for acting like a pretentious douchebag.

2. Being a douchebag and being misdiagnosed with Asperger's Synrome by mistake.
John claims to have Asperger's Syndrome, but it is only his aspiciation that he uses as an excuse to be a douchebag.

We tremble in aspiciation at your Asperger's Syndrome misdiagnosis, because you really are a douchebag.
by Orion Blastar December 12, 2013
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Associative Fugue

Not to be confused with dissociative fugue, a period of disconnection from real life brought on by trauma (an example being Renée Zellweger's character in Nurse Betty, who blocks out a murder she witnesses by believing herself part of a hospital drama playing on TV).

Basically the same as a wiki-hole but allowing for other sites, like YouTube or TV Tropes - a state of mental distancing from the here and now brought on by clicking so many links related to what you were looking up that by the time you've made it back to reality you can't remember what you came in for and dinner's ruined.
"I had a massive associative fugue last night. I was looking up something on youtube about dangerous snakes and found myself an hour and a half later watching clips from A Fish Called Wanda."
by Spaniel Day-Lewis August 30, 2012
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Militant Nordic Publishers Accociation

Although true that the MNPA was involved in small scale brainwashing atrocities they have been largely misrepresented in historical records. It´s founding member Ingjaldur Magnus Member, born in Lapland originally conceived the junta to oppose the legislation to outlaw jingoistic, lappish tea-drinking traditions, soon found himself brainwashing citizens indiscriminately. In 2046 the "loco lap" as he came to be known was assissinated. Jan Saemund Kristleifsson, his successor was believed to be behind Ingjaldur´s gruesome murder. His body was found in a New Oslo sauna where he had been incarcerated for three years until finally succumbing to dysentery. Jan Saemund quickly started to focus the MNPA´s considerable resources to eradicate the practice of wilgeldungspierhalt.
This rapidly lost him supporters within the MNPA, and after the assassination of Emperor Gissur, the ranks of the MNPA dwindled to near-extinction, lost to the ravages of meta-war during the rise of the Kattegat Channel Conflict. He was assassinated by his lieutenants in 2051, who having become dissilliusioned by Jan's obsession dismantle the MNPA.

Ragnar Michael, Jan's 2nd in command became the Eurasian Minister of Information, and is believed to have started a campaign to defame Jan Saemundur and the MNPA, condemning them to the historical gulag.
by Henry Egilsson III December 10, 2004
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