An email message sent to your circle of friends at work after the discovery of brown matter that didn't quite make it into the toilet bowl.
TURD ALERT … TURD ALERT … TURD ALERT
Alert Level: brown
Location: first stall, ladies room
Status: uncomfirmed (sorry, even with contacts I can’t identify suspect 100%)
MO: inconspicuously positioned to the left side of porcelain goddess; proceed with caution, and avoid stall numero uno at all costs
Alert Level: brown
Location: first stall, ladies room
Status: uncomfirmed (sorry, even with contacts I can’t identify suspect 100%)
MO: inconspicuously positioned to the left side of porcelain goddess; proceed with caution, and avoid stall numero uno at all costs
by Fruity Ana January 19, 2009
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Get the drama alert mug.A book series by Jim Butcher that doesn't get the love it deserves, mostly because it's overshadowed by Mr. Butcher's other, overall more popular book series The Dresden Files. About a world where every person in the populace has power over one or more "furies", or spirits of water, fire, earth, air, wood or metal. Some have one, others have multiple. However, the fate of that world lands smack on the shoulders of the one young man that DOESN'T have any furies. In addition to Tavi, the previously mentioned fury-less kid, there's also his aunt, Isana, his uncle, Bernard, a spy named Amara, a slave/swordsman named Fade or Araris, the bastard son of a nobleman, Max, and Tavi's love interest, the "barbarian" woman Kitai.
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Furies of Caulderon
Academ's Fury
Cursor's Fury
Captain's Fury
Princep's Fury (Coming Dec. 2008)
Furies of Caulderon
Academ's Fury
Cursor's Fury
Captain's Fury
Princep's Fury (Coming Dec. 2008)
by Gorim October 10, 2008
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*motor from off in distance*
Dave: ASSHOLE ALERT!!!
*motor from off in distance*
Dave: ASSHOLE ALERT!!!
by Sam Feeley November 30, 2007
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The jury just came back with a not guilty verdict on that white deputy that was charged with roughing up the black gangbanger, someone better issue a Nig Alert.
by TIMJB1 September 21, 2006
Get the Nig Alert mug.An allergy to certain proteins in semen, also known as human seminal plasma hypersensitivity. It's estimated that as many as one in twenty women have this allergy. This condition can often masquerade as a yeast infection or herpes infection. The cause isn't known.
The most common symptoms are localized burning, itching, pain, swelling, redness, or blisters forming within 30 minutes of exposure to semen, but usually the reaction occurs within five minutes of contact. Severe reactions can lead to trouble with breathing, anaphylactic shock, and even death in very rare cases.
The most common symptoms are localized burning, itching, pain, swelling, redness, or blisters forming within 30 minutes of exposure to semen, but usually the reaction occurs within five minutes of contact. Severe reactions can lead to trouble with breathing, anaphylactic shock, and even death in very rare cases.
by idioteque December 23, 2005
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Mike: "Didn't you hear, man? She has a penis allergy."
John: "Oh, well that explains a lot..."
Mike: "Didn't you hear, man? She has a penis allergy."
John: "Oh, well that explains a lot..."
by Prescott Peterson June 30, 2011
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