Andre 

Andre is a special type of man, he has poor communication skills, social anxiety and big npc energy. He struggles with girls and isn't ready for a relationship, although he wants hugs (So please give them to him). But hes an amazing guy, always down to help out even if he struggles, he is really smart and can spend 2 hours studying for an exam and then get an A+. And to top it all off hes funny.

Person 1: How would you describe Andre?
Person 2: Imagine a skyrim npc

Andre by anonymous January 14, 2022

ANDRE 

A milk-dud looking wigga who only eats lucky charms in his moms basement. He weighs 200 pounds and loves to eat sonic. Some Andre’s are good people with good lives but most are like my definition.

That guy is a retarded peanut. He must be a ANDRE.

ANDRE by acousticdolphin2090 March 13, 2022

Andre 

Andre is the best boyfriend there is out there. Even tho he will make fun of u if u don't know what ffs means and compare u to a turkey, anybody on the planet would be lucky to call this amazing specimen theirs.

But... he's mine mwahahaha!

also in regards to what the definition was 3 yrs ago.. he's straight.

me: AHHHHHH I LOVE ANDRE SO MUCH! HES MY GOOF AND I WANNA HUG HIM FOR ALL OF ETERNITY!!!!!

Andre by garden gnome<3 July 22, 2022

Andre 

A short person who looks like Harry Potter, acts like a crazy person every now and then, and looks like a nerd.

Did you know Andre is going to an anime con because he is desperate to see his favorite vtuber.

Andre by MMTC August 20, 2022

Andre 

Someone who always says, "People die everyday."

and always "live-titties" as a substitute for the popular turn of phrase, "deadass."

Anyone: "Ouch, I have a paper cut!"
Andre: "People die everyday."

Anyone: "No way you met 21 in Drake's crib."
Andre: "Bro, live-titties, I did."

Andre by daddiedre November 6, 2022

Andre 

Mr. Worldwide, speaks 10 languages and only joins games when a girl invites him. His skill multiplies by 10 when he plays games with Richa.

Andre can be everyone but not everyone can be Andre.

Andre by AalsiKutta April 20, 2023

Andre 

Tends to talk mightyof himself.The type of guy that is lovedby everybody definitely the ladies.He's very handsome,flashy,wears very expensive clothes,and when he shows up to an event his presenceis known.But the only thing is he's very arrogantand Bragsevery moment he can.But how can you hate him it's Andre.He's a Demonin bed,but often try to deal with too many girls at one time but not knowing the girl that is really for him is under him the whole time but he always trying to be a player.He's bit of an assholeto people that he don't like or that's not on his levelby there presence and looks.Very conceited.

Omggirl who is that?That's just Andre everything that look good ain't good keep walking.

Andre by Ms.FuckU July 1, 2017