while engaging in sex with a woman, the male removes his penis just before ejaculation, and utilizing a donkey punch knocks the girl unconscious. While the girl is out, the male ejaculates on her face, then shaves her pubic hair. He then takes the pubic shavings and sprinkles them on her face. The shavings, stuck on by the cum, form a beard similar to that worn by amish women.
"I thought your mom would be into an amish beauty, but when she woke up she was pretty pissed about having a beard.
by Tex in the house October 26, 2005
A man puts cake ingrediants in a womans ass with a funnel and fucks her in the ass for 10 to 20 minutes and when the woman shits cake comes out
by JSremmus June 01, 2011
The amish pimp is in charge of gathering all the amish women in his community that no man wants to marry and pimps them in the local village brothels for a profit.
He has a large beard, wears a big asmish hat and a sheep wool coat. All his hookers ride around his pimped out buggy with a blue grass band sorround system in the back.
He has a large beard, wears a big asmish hat and a sheep wool coat. All his hookers ride around his pimped out buggy with a blue grass band sorround system in the back.
The amish pimp is not a man to bargain with when it comes to his ho's. He represents Madison County Hustling inc.
by topmountain October 01, 2010
by Boots August 04, 2004
by KelBelle October 22, 2007
The act of copulating through a hole in a sheet; often due to the fact that one does not want to physically see the person on the other side of the sheet.
Sometimes confused with brown-bagging (placing a brown paper bag over someone's head) amish-style is an evolution that covers the entire body and negates all physical view.
Sometimes confused with brown-bagging (placing a brown paper bag over someone's head) amish-style is an evolution that covers the entire body and negates all physical view.
by ted_logan February 04, 2009
Jon was looking to present the Burnside but didn't know where to begin. Mike proceeded to explain it's simple, just shave out your soul patch, goatee & amish undercarriage.
by RJRG April 01, 2017