by anonymous August 29, 2021
Get the Alfie simmonsmug. 
Alfie is a young british boy who loves sucking long shiny thick bananas. he loves frying cheesy knobs for dinner and eating it. His favourite supper is a hairy ballsack.
by mazzadabestboi April 10, 2023
Get the alfie bellmug. A piece of garbage that stinks
by Word Meanings6969 June 30, 2021
Get the Alfies housemug. Aight this man has a huge cock, Just massive. About the size of big ben (The beatboxer not the tower)
"Holy shit did you see his Bulge? It was bloody huge!"
"Oh yeah, Pretty sure that's Alfie Bush, The cool 14 year old with a L O N G D O N G"
"Oh yeah, Pretty sure that's Alfie Bush, The cool 14 year old with a L O N G D O N G"
by Alfieus April 30, 2020
Get the Alfie Bushmug. man with a 2 inch toe nail but a monster chode so phat he cant get through a doorway without turning sideways. loves to rub up against everyone and talk about his crippling addiction to furry porn.
"who's that?"
"oh that's Alfie with the cat ears. he can't walk through a doorway without turning sideways because of his massive chose. i heard he made his cat a bucket pussy once ."
"oh that's Alfie with the cat ears. he can't walk through a doorway without turning sideways because of his massive chose. i heard he made his cat a bucket pussy once ."
by big-cock-5367478589 March 4, 2022
Get the Alfiemug.