Billy - Hey, something smells icky in here.
Doug - Yeah, I was working out and I got a nasty case of Alabama swamp ass.
Doug - Yeah, I was working out and I got a nasty case of Alabama swamp ass.
by web December 12, 2002
Get the alabama swamp ass mug.When a female stands on her hands or lies on her shoulders with her vagina facing the ceiling; then her partner separates the lips and pours a cocktail of delicious beverages into said vagina, and drinks from it with a straw.
Afterwards, the man may fuck the female and have her lick the leftover liquid from his penis. This is called the Mississippi water hose.
Afterwards, the man may fuck the female and have her lick the leftover liquid from his penis. This is called the Mississippi water hose.
He was thirsty, so I gave him an Alabama sippy cup.
"Did you follow through?"
Yes, he gave me a Mississippi water hose.
"Did you follow through?"
Yes, he gave me a Mississippi water hose.
by Zegeroth August 4, 2007
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A mythical sexual position made famous by Tim Meadow's character Leon Phelps in the SNL skit, The Laidies Man. The position is where the male stands over the female who is laying on her back with her hips and pelvis arched into the air. The male then holds his erection straight down while standing in an wide-legged open stance, only bending at the kness while thrusting into the female's vagina.
by Crabdangler February 22, 2010
Get the Alabama Crabdangle mug.When a female puts glitter on her vagina without her partner knowing before giving her oral, when he is done he will have a mustache of glitter on his face in his facial hair ect......
hahahahaha my bf went down on me after I put glitter on my vagina without him knowing and he had a twinkle stache!!!!!! "alabama twinkle stache"
by Morbid Madrox September 23, 2011
Get the Alabama Twinkle Stache mug.The Alabama Shotgun occurs when a man removes a wad of chaw (I.e. Red Man, Levi Garrett, Beachnut) from his mouth during sexual intercourse unbeknownst to the woman. He then shoves said chaw up his own anus and bends over expelling all the chaw in his partner's face with a biblical scale fart.
"Murder is illegal so I gave that cheatin'-ass ho the Alabama shotgun instead... She'll never forget me!"
by Duncanlunk2007 January 16, 2014
Get the alabama shotgun mug.When your girl is at the bottom of a very tall tree, spread eagle, waiting on you.
You climb to the top of the tree, naked. Jump off with your back facing the tree. As you're free-falling, you're jacking off and as your dick enters your girl you ejaculate and then plummet to your death.
You climb to the top of the tree, naked. Jump off with your back facing the tree. As you're free-falling, you're jacking off and as your dick enters your girl you ejaculate and then plummet to your death.
Yo, did you hear about that guy jumping outta that tree?
Yeah man, didn't he give his girl the ol' alabama backscratcher?
Yeah man, didn't he give his girl the ol' alabama backscratcher?
by Dear Kat July 7, 2016
Get the alabama backscratcher mug.Karma is a really crazy but hot anime character from Ansatsu Kyoushitsu an it’s really hard to hate him. If you don’t like him you’re weirs and we’re not friends. Bye.
by Bakirisuki May 19, 2021
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