Sword and a dick in my hand

Meaning to be involved in and support something and be left waiting, with nothing to do and no support.

I stood up to Ivy’s boss, she took his side! I was left with a sword and a dick in my hand!

by MAA9000 February 28, 2022

bitch had a dick

To find, often surprised, a penis on your partner. Many times a man will think another man is a woman, and find the penis. He then gags.

"I pulled down her pants and bitch had a dick!"

by That Amish Guy June 23, 2003

A Dickading

a phrase or word that that had become addicting because someone around you says it frequently

Amanda: Whats up dawg?
Rena: haha not much

later that day

Rena: Where you at dawg?
Tali: Uh, DAWG? Did you pick up a dickading?

by RenaLynn420 February 11, 2010

A dickhead

Raj is a dickhead. A battyman n tries to act hard

Raj is a dickhead n has some next nose

by Mysteriousr9 August 8, 2019

Tete-a-dick

When two friends have a private and meaningful conversation about a dick encounter. This is similar to a tete-a-tete but solely about dick.

Sally, I had sex with Steve last night and I need to have a tete-a-dick with you.

by Linzer91 February 3, 2019

what is sucking a dick

Sucking a dick consists of three or more head bobs , slight fondling of the balls, and tongue play. Cumshot is optional.

My friend asked me what is sucking a dick.

by YdarbWorrom April 23, 2017

Eat a dick glazed in shit

An exclamation of anger or disgust.

Imagine a Long John doughnut covered in chocolate, but instead, a dick covered in shit.

Fuck you, eat a dick glazed in shit!

I wish Snooki would eat a dick glazed in shit.

by RedPhalkon March 26, 2011