Cockroach

When you’re passing around the j and that one slippy mf drops the roach into his lap

“Here you go Fredward”
“Thank you” *drops j into his lap*
“Damn we smokin the cockroach now”

by Rbrowne August 2, 2022

German Cockroach

German cockroaches are a species of cockroach that like to live in warm, humid places close to food and moisture sources. They are frequently found in residential and commercial kitchen environments, and bathrooms, so these are the two most likely places for an infestation to occur. It is found worldwide. It is a common pest of households and storage facilities in much of the world.

There’s a German cockroach in my pantry.

by Brendan Schroeder April 29, 2023

Milky Cockroach

The act of your boyfriend/girlfriend stuffing live cockroaches into your vagina or asshole. Then proceeding to fuck your asshole or vagina while hearing a sound similar to an ASMR.

Bungledash caught some cockroaches this morning so he could try The Milky Cockroach with Frankfurt.

by DA Big curly July 18, 2024

cockroach

In any type of sexual relationship, when you only hook up at night after everything is done for the day. You come in late at night like a cockroach, and scurry out before dawn.

Me: Damn I've rarely seen this guy during the daylight. I think he booty calls me late after the bar.
Her: He's treating you like a damn cockroach

by Siouxsie Supertramp July 7, 2021

Cockroach

A bug that has no purpose but to barge into your room like a SWAT team

Hey do you see that huge cockroach over there?

Yeah i see it, let me grab my gun.

by bigboichris February 5, 2018

Cockroach

A republican

that damn cockroach voted to re-elect donald trump

by sailrjupiter March 29, 2023

spinning cockroach moment

when you find a cockroach in the car and you throw it on the road and it spins helplessly on the road

wow, i just had a spinning cockroach moment

by person personnium August 23, 2023